How did you pronounce The Goblin King's name?
Jareth isn't just a petty tyrant; he is running a strict linguistic courtroom where the penalty for a botched syllable is immediate, public, and permanent identity sabotage.
The Crime: Lazy articulation
The Punishment: You are no longer Hoggle. You are Hoggre. You are Hoggibom. You are Hogbreath. You are whatever series of humiliating phonetic disasters the Goblin King decides to throw at you today.