u/DoughnutMaestro

Our local takeaway does tubs of cheese sauce, it’s clearly artificial not homemade and I’d really like to get hold of some without having to pay £2.50 for about two tablespoons of it. I would happily bath in that stuff. We even switched favourite takeaways for the one with slightly shit burgers because it does the cheese sauce lol.
Help a girl out here!
Also if you see me in the ibs subreddits let’s pretend I don’t have takeaway cheese sauce and seven Imodium at the same time to minimise the impact…

I’m relatively new to tampons, I used a menstrual cup for years and really liked it but my mobility is getting worse and I was struggling to get it in and out so I went onto tampons.
My issue is I have really heavy periods, I also have really big blood clots for a day or two mid period changing the tampons regularly is fine but I think they hold in the blood clots because I feel them passing as they’re large and it cramps really bad but when I change my tampon the clot isn’t there but if I keep the tampon out for an hour lots of big clots come out. So I’ve been having a couple of “tampon breaks” mid period and sitting on the toilet for ages which isn’t ideal but the first couple of times when my period was finally finished and I took out the last tampon I’d pass multiple large clots. Luckily I wear pads for much more of my cycle than necessary but they’re obviously hanging around up there for a while.

I suppose I could douche but I don’t want to introduce bacteria to a self cleaning orifice if possible.

How should I be dealing with this?

My kid is 14 and trying to be edgy, she recently taught herself enochian so she can translate the angels texts on supernatural and so she can pass unreadable notes to her girlfriend at school, she’s also fluent in morse code and visually brail (she can read it form looking at the dots but struggles with doing it by touch)
In case it’s not obvious she’s also autistic!
She knows I’m a satanist, it’s not hidden I literally have a big 3d baphomet head mounted on a pentagram hanging on the front door and a neon baphomet light my husband bought me.
She’s always been raised that she can make her own choices when it comes to religion, I even took her to the local churches messy church sessions every week for months when she asked me to until she decided she didn’t want to be a Christian anymore and I sighed with relief because everyone there was trying to be nice but I’d openly told them I was atheist (pre-satan) and most of them left me alone, I’d sit in the back and read while they prayed and stuff and most of the time my kid stayed with me and didn’t want to pray. (I suspect she wanted to go because some of her friends went and they would play and build dens and they provided a meal and snacks and always remembered she would only eat and drink with orange plates and cups so would save them for her, wonder if they’d be so accepting of her now she come out trans and lives as a girl and also has a long term girlfriend)

Anyway she wants to read the bible purely as a fictional book, she’s got really into reading really old books, she’s just finished the king in yellow which is apparently the book that inspired hp lovecraft to start writing.
I don’t want her to read it. I can’t explain why, she’s said she doesn’t believe any of it and I’ve always let her make her own choices but the idea is making me really uncomfortable, I don’t want the book in the house at all so she says she can read it online
Would you let her read it?
Am I being ridiculous?
My husband says I’m being ridiculous because we agreed she could choose and it’s not even about religion it’s just a book that she wants to read.