u/DownLikeALeadZeplin

I do a lot of driving and on the motorway for this job.

And we've all been caught short driving. And men, definitely men. Think it's a good idea to not hold it. But they see an empty bottle on the car. And we think yeah. This is doable.

And you take your time. Position the bottle just right and your ready to relieve yourself and then you catch a glimpse of your reflection in the rear view mirror and you start to question your life choices.

And you think who am I. What am I doing. Trying to poo in a bottle.

Anyone been travelling to SE Asia.

It's a party place.

I was in Vang Vieng laos.

For a time every night was a full moon party In that town.

I arrived late at night. Checked into a hostel shoved my backpack and passport into a locker and hit the town.

Got fucked on Laos Tiger whisky. $1 a bottle.

On the front it says smooth and mellon.

Assume they meant smooth and mellow. Of which it was neither.

A whiskey hangover is one thing. But Whisky with grammatical errors hits hard.

I got so drunk. The night was far from mellon.

I woke up on the beach. And the town looked different in the cold light of day.

I have no idea which hostel I checked into.

No idea who I was partying with.

It was full dude where's my hostel.

I was going up to people going. Do you know who I am.

People thought I was starting fights in the am.

I went to all the hostels and asked if they knew me.

And according to the good people of SE Asia, all us white people look the same same.

So his house was repossessed