u/DrCalFun

A hunter is out in the woods when he spots a massive buck. He raises his rifle, lines up his shot, and fires. At the last second, the deer casually steps to the left, and the bullet whizzes past.

Frantic, the hunter reloads and fires again. The deer ducks.

Bang! The deer sidesteps. Bang! The deer leans back like it's in The Matrix.

Finally, completely out of ammo and boiling with exasperation, the hunter drops his gun to his knees, throws his hands in the air, and screams, "Why?! How do you keep doing that?!"

To his shock, the deer stops, walks a few steps toward him, and calmly says, "Well, it’s actually pretty easy. You have a bright red laser sight on your rifle, so I just move away from the little red dot on my fur. If you turned the laser off and just looked through the
glass scope, I wouldn't have any warning at all."

The hunter pauses, nods thoughtfully, and says, "Good idea."