Spaghettification and meatballing

You can spaghettify anything to extend the length it would be if stretched to all particles in a straight line.

You can meatball anything to create a perfect sphere of the object at maximum density as small as a meatball the weight will become negligible to you.

You can restore any of the items and their contents to their previous state with no adverse side effects. You can despaghettify anywhere along the length of the object.

You can for example use this to point a full space shuttle to the surface of Mars and despaghettify it there.

You can meatball a five star meal and carry it into the movie theatre.

Travel on a plane with your entire family in your pocket.

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 10 days ago

Triggered pocket dimensions

You can make an infinite number of pocket dimensions that are triggered by specific if then rules and require specific accomplishments to escape.

You can make it so that only a single person or multiple people can be trapped at a time you can link them.

A constant voice will repeat instructions for escape along with the reason the person was put in the pocket dimension.

You can enter and leave the pocket dimensions at will along with any person you choose.

The pocket dimensions can be used to make time loop and groundhog day style traps in our world or can be totally separate with different rules of physics and environments.

This is essentially hell dimensions for offensive people but you can use it for pleasure dimensions as well.

Here is an example:

If you are a politician and you are about to sign an act or order that negatively impacts more than 1 percent of your citizenry or is being created due to corruption, then you enter a time loop starting from when you got the pen to when you touched the paper. The voice tells you who will be harmed and lists all the laws and best practices you are violating. After they are described you get an opportunity to reject the signing of the document. If you do not reject the signing you return to the time loop to be reminded. If you reject the signing and anyone in the room attempts to force you to sign it they are drawn into the loop with you for the next round.

Example 2:

All pedophiles, prior to their actions get trapped behind the last door they passed through before committing the offending act. They cannot escape until they have committed to not doing the act. If they commit to not doing it, then change their mind later, they port back to the same situation.

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 10 days ago

Applied interest

You can apply interest rates to any tangible or intangible things up to 15% APR interest rate and on anyone's behalf.

The interest is calculated at the end of each month and the groups that owe the interest will be compelled to repay. If they are unable to repay, they will actually compound interest and it spreads to others related to them if they become permanently unable to pay.

For example you can apply an interest rate to flirting and anyone you flirt with is compelled to flirt with you even harder.

If you see someone insult or commit violence against another group, you can place an interest rate on that so that that group does the same or worse to them.

You can also apply it to simple things like a stick of gum you have someone or over pay your credit card bill and make them pay you interest on the amount you paid instead

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 21 days ago

What next?

Wife told my sons that I make excuses like my back is hurting just because I do not want to play with them. My back is killing me and I have not slept a full night in two months. Every night I wake up multiple times to take her dog out, I do all the driving shopping and I'm the only one that works. I feel if I died she would simply move back with her sister and mom and find another guy to replace my bank account.

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 1 month ago

TARDISry

This is based off the TARDIS from Dr. Who?

Basically you can make anything bigger on the inside than it appears to be on the outside.

You can for example build an outhouse sized building but have a football stadium inside it.

You can also buy your wife a clutch purse that she can park her car inside when she gets to work.

You can buy a Volkswagen beetle to use as a tour bus for the entire football team and cheerleaders with separate forms and athletic equipment inside.

The weight of the things inside whatever you apply this power to becomes irrelevant.

What would you "TARDIS" and why?

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 2 months ago

You can teleport yourself and a team of people into a post apocalyptic earth universe.

In that universe you live and survive based on real-world physics and logic. This includes relationships and other opportunities.

The world can last as long as you want it to or until you stop the simulation.

When you stop it or when you get killed or infected by a zombie virus you return instantly to our current world.

You retain mobile or movable resources that your team collected there. You also retain skills you developed.

Only ten people you choose to go with you will be able to join you as if the apocalypse did not affect them. You get to choose the type of apocalypse.

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Which apocalypse do you choose?

Where do you spawn?

Who goes with you?

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Keep in mind they will remember the experience when you return like a vivid dream. They will also have access to the return resources.

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 2 months ago

She cried in an impotent rage as her last tooth fell out while she read the water testing results.

She'd spent two years suing the new Chinese restaurant next door but it was her own septic tank leaking into her well water.

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u/DrWhatOwlsSay — 3 months ago