u/Dry-Warthog1589

“Melee is OP”
“I hate these sword bitches”
Etc etc etc

Listen I’m not good, ranked bronze rn. But stop crying, these melee people are not that hard to deal with. Start running that flamethrower and you’ll start laughing with power. What’s a light gonna do? Rush you and catch on fire? MAYBE they kill you(probably not you have 350 hp), but more than likely you kill them. Even if they run away there burning and have a great chance of dying. Plus you don’t have to aim! I know that’s a big problem for you, it’s why you can’t kill the melee people. Luckily there’s an answer, you just swing that flamethrower around and you won’t have an issue

I am buying my great grandparents home from my grandmother at a very discounted rate, it is my grandmas inheritance. The people who did the contracts for us and the attorney looking over the paperwork are friends of my grandparents and are not charging anything. We have tried to hand them cash and they refuse to take it. Mt grandparents want us to buy the gift cards and hand it to them. Something about that doesn’t seem right. I was told that one of them is a hoarder so I shouldn’t buy material gifts, and the other is well off so gift ideas are difficult because he buys what he wants. So do I do the gift cards? Perhaps something else? They’ve refused the money on 2 separate occasions now, I feel like I’d be forcing it on them. They really seem taken aback every time I’ve tried to hand them money, maybe it’s just me but their faces always seem to say “why are you offering me that? That’s unnecessary” similar to how my grandmother might look at me if I tried to pay for dinner when she’s takes me out

Wife and I have been together 9 years, married 3, we sign on our house next week, and my wife just took 3 pregnancy tests and all came back positive. I am 28 she is 31. So I guess I’m just here for…advice isn’t the right word. Just tell me whatever you think I outta know or need to hear. I’m at work, found out an hour ago and my mind is running. I’m scared but excited.