After thousands of invasions, first ever MG emplacement kill

Felt like the planets had to align for this one. Thank you, random Harry, for sitting in that bush.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 1 day ago

A booby-trapped body might fall through the ground if moved, leaving an invisible & undefusable mine where it was originally placed

Some of the... sadder... campaign players (focus-reliant and/or map-trapping invader-hunters) manage to leave many undetectable traps around the map.

If you find one, just quit. Some players are cripplingly desperate to get easy invader kills, for some reason.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 1 day ago

Rookie mistake: forgetting to check if the invader is hanging off the side of nearby walls in plain view

Isometric exercise, care to join me?

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 3 days ago

Map-trappers and invader-hunters to avoid for new players trying Invader mode (European servers)

Just quit. They refresh their game and wait for invaders to load in whenever the last one leaves.

Advice is mainly for newer invaders. Also, for Europe. I doubt you'll be matched with these people in Australia, for example.

Some campaign players sadly exploit the game mechanics to attack invaders, instead of doing missions normally.

Criteria are at least two of the following:

=Isn't trying to complete objectives

=NPCs almost all dead, but they never exfiltrate

=Using an easier game mode to track the invader's position using 'focus'

=Traps/mines near spawn points/areas that NPCs don't usually access

=Will camp and leave the game if you don't take risks to find them

=Phone jockey. Rings the phone constantly without progressing the mission.

=Will stay stationary and make no progress for prolonged periods

=Playing on 'Civilian' to permanently tag you

=Save file reused to "farm" invader kills

=Leaves game if you find and corner them

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u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 5 days ago

What if Dupli-Kate and Multi-Paul were only heterozygous for replication power alleles? Over several generations, what would happen if they turned their "family tree" into more of a "ladder"?

Dupli-Kate and Multi-Paul can generate one clone at a time. If she had children with The Immortal (yuck) then there's perhaps a 50% chance the kids have her powers, 50% chance of getting his powers. Increasing homozygosity can be achieved by Kate and Paul getting each other pregnant to the brim.

By having children with each other, there's a chance that the kids could generate more than one clone at a time. Then, once grown up, make the offspring make more with each other. Over time, there'll be kids who can immediately make hundreds of clones of themselves at once.

How many generations until, by every individual in that generation making one self-replication, they outnumber other humans?

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 5 days ago

Did you know? If campaign players have 'Civilian' settings for their HUD, invaders are permanently tagged after shooting at them

(Look at the silly little sausage trying to shoot through a wall)

Also, if you come across campaign level 40 players on Civilian settings (or Custom with most settings as Civilian) then chances are they are invader-hunting.

You don't have focus, so just sit somewhere comfortable and wait for them to come to you. Usually it doesn't take long.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 8 days ago

Why did this player stab me? I wanted to watch them do the mission :(

In life, sometimes you have the option to stab a person. But you don't need to pick up a knife and actually do it.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 8 days ago

I would not have chosen this scope if the game let you know the difficulty selected by the player you are about to invade (Authentic)

You've been tagged!

Was so certain that the kill cam was me getting shot

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 11 days ago
▲ 40 r/HiTMAN

An easy guide on: how to get every guard in Mendoza unconscious in the same room (3:28)

  1. Put sedatives in the barrel room ventilation (this needs to be repeated in about 5 minutes for a permanent effect, so bring 2x sedatives in the loadout).

  2. Plant guns at the barrel room guest viewing platform, close to the windows.

  3. NPCs see the guns, fetch guards, and before collecting the guns, the guards see bodies in the room --> they run into the room and are also sedated --> because the guns were not collected, the NPCs fetch new guards.

  4. Optional: plant more guns in the nearby vicinity so more NPCs fetch guards. Speeds up the process.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 11 days ago

Multiplayer cheat alert (CHORAPATRICK)

Today's sad case: CHORAPATRICK

So there is a hack for 1. Knowing exactly where other players are; 2. Teleporting right behind them

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 23 days ago

Pro-gamer move (burn yourself *almost* to death, catch them off guard when they come to finish you off)

Got a bit bored during an invasion, decided to see if you can take fire damage.

*They can't guess your next move if none of your moves make any sense*

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 24 days ago

If Lucan got pale-skinned Earth creatures pregnant, how many years before his Viltrumite DNA changes their skin enough for N-word usage?

Following Oliver logic: Thraxans die before being a year old, and it takes around 2 years for Oliver's skin to resemble Nolan's skin tone. That's 200% of the lifespan of the non-Viltrumite parent.

So, if he got something like a Beluga whale, or an Icelandic woman pregnant (both with an expected natural life expectancy of approx 80 years) then it might be 150 years before the offspring's appearance gradually darkens (antimichaeljacksomorphosis) to meet the colour requirements to say self-deprecatory racial slurs about black people.

Naked mole rats live about half as long (30-40 years) so Lucan could try one of those if he's in a rush.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 25 days ago

You come back to your game to find an invader copying your pose. What do you do next?

A gentleman does not engage in cheap kills for cheap thrills. Tis simply unbecoming.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 26 days ago

22 seconds between loading and causing a "ragequit"

Sharpshooter (medium) mode. How much do you want to bet that she had just used 'focus' to know what direction to look in?

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 26 days ago

Who do you pick? One group spends 7 days trying to kill you, one group protects you (obviously the final 3 groups spend the week relentlessly trying to get you pregnant)

The protection group works to stop the advances of the killing group. That is all.

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 1 month ago

There is courage also, and basedness to be found in men

"Tolkien himself was influenced a lot by Norse mythology, there's a lot of that feeling.

"The Shire feels very, very much like a very, a very white, you know…"

"They're not very concerned about what goes on beyond the borders of The Shire, but they know they don't want people coming in.

"Yes, there have been criticisms,"

"This particular film is somewhat acknowledging that. But we don't think we will be doing a politically correct just-casting-for-the sake-of-casting-and-ticking-boxes version of the film. So, it's only where relevant basically."

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 1 month ago

Blow'em up with their own explosives. Silly sausage map-trappers.

Explosives at spawn point? Check. No live NPCs? Check. Not completing objectives to keep loading invasions? Check. Non-authentic difficulty? Check. Co-op leaves after dying, causing bug which breaks the 3 minute timer? Check. *sigh*

u/EcstaticHousing7922 — 1 month ago