Manager speak

If you hear the phrase, “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean,” you have every right to say, “if you have time to rhyme, you have time to shut the fuck up.”

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Nia’s Spanish

Nia’s attempts to speak Spanish in Mexico reminds me of trying to speak Spanish when I went to Barcelona in college and the locals replying to me in English. I’m having flashback embarrassment!

u/Educational-Tell-958 — 1 month ago

Boring People With Nothing to Say

“Did you figure out the wordle?”

“Oh my god that was a hard one.”

My marriage is going to last because I have this conversation with my spouse at least once a week

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u/Educational-Tell-958 — 2 months ago