
its me and nutella against the world
im crashing out and cuddling a 950g jar of nutella from costco because im in pain and sick of soft foods. ૮꒰˶•́ ༝ •̀˶꒱ა
- im in dental pain (3 wisdom tooth extractions) and cant have particles yet. well, maybe things like applesauce and cream of wheat today.
- im so sick of [tw: fear food] >!mashed potatoes!< especially because i have to eat them cold. >!(idk why baked potatoes are fine but mashed is scary. eds are weird.)!<
- greek yogurt, protein shakes, and flavored milks have lost their whimsy after nearly a month. i miss my super ultra processed junk. gimmie crumbl cookie, tater tots, taco bell, chicken nuggets, pizza and ramen. ૮꒰˶TT༝TT˶꒱ა
- yogurt, shakes and milk aren't enough to offset an upset stomach from my mountain of meds, so i am often having to eat my fear food. aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
- mountain of meds is giving me unreal constipation. trying to use gentle softeners but ir may be time to break out the lax which i personally hate because it messes with my gut. konjac and sugar free gummies cant break me, but lax might. ૮꒰ • ༝ • ꒱ა
- im so sick of my fear food...so now whenever my alarm for medication goes off i have some nutella from the jar.
- yes, the jar is two years past the best before date. its fine, the oil separated and needed to be stirred back in. i food horde, cant get through it all, but also bought this jar when i was bulk baking during the holidays when i had more energy.
- i promise 950g jars of nutella are not common in the US but rather a specialty size at costco.
- no i am not eating this all at once, but death by chocolate does sound intriguing some days.
- hot things risk the clots coming out, cold things hurt, and even drinking water hurts my bottom socket. so i live in room temp hell atm.
- oh and no water flavor packets because the acid buuurrrnnnsss the socket.
Anyway that is my vent. Please enjoy some nutella today.