
u/Embarrassed_Ask_3238

I've Been Unbanned, My Wrath Continues
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Boomer humor is the most unfunny thing to ever exist
What are alien designs you'd like a lot better with a simple change?
(From any series)
Made this for my fellow Goop enjoyers
For someone like Soup, how many blunts would he need to smoke to get high?
Steal their look (Villain Edition)
My idea for a new Military Tower
1-0-0 Combat Training–Increases attack speed and slashing range. (Cost:275)
2-0-0 Cutthroat–Further increases attack speed and cuts through two extra layers of Bloon. (Cost:250)
3-0-0 Rifleman–Ditches the combat knife for a lightweight rifle with great range (Cost:780)
4-0-0 Para Soldier–Gains a military-grade carbine that easily tears through all Bloon types. (Cost:4,200)
5-0-0 Para Commander–Equipped with an even better carbine. Greatly increases attack speed and damage of all Para Soliders nearby. (Cost:27,800)
0-1-0 Merciless–Can cut through 5 Bloons with each slash. (Cost:400)
0-2-0 Bloonthirsty–Gains attack speed as long as the Combat Monkey is attacking Bloons. (Cost:475)
0-3-0 Super Soldier–Cuts through even more Bloons and increases attack speed limit. (Cost:1,320)
0-4-0 Mecha Soldier–Pilots a big mech suit that can crush almost anything under its two massive fists that do extra damage to Fortified and MOAB-Class Bloons. Each arm can target independently of each other. Ground Pound Ability: Creates a devastating shockwave that leaves most Bloons destroyed. (Cost:18,750)
0-5-0 M.E.C.H.A Commander–The Massive Exo–suit of Complete Heavy-duty Annihilation can and will crush anything under its massive fists that do huge damage to Fortified and MOAB-Class Bloons. Heavily increases attack speed and damage of all Mecha Soliders nearby. Ground Pound ability is much, much more powerful. (Cost:38,750)
0-0-1Sharpened Knife–Cuts through 5 layers of Bloon. (Cost:700)
0-0-2 De-Camo–Knife deals more damage to Camo Bloons. (Cost:450)
0-0-3 Ambush Expert–Upgrades to two Karambits that do extra damage to Camo Bloons. (Cost:980)
0-0-4 Camo Soldier–Slashes extremely fast and deals even more damage to Camo Bloons. (Cost:3,200)
0-0-5 Camo Commander–Slashes at mach speeds and deals astronomical damage to Camo Bloons. Largely increases attack speed and damage of all Camo Soliders nearby. (Cost:16,750)
5-5-5 Commander of Chaos-A one man army that will bring complete and utter chaos in his Mega M.E.C.H.A. (Cost:650,000)