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A better angle of Mateo Chávez getting sent off for double slapping Sebastian Berhalter USA vs Mexico.

u/EmeraldToffee — 11 days ago

Balogun to Everton. 🔵⚪️

I welcome all new American Evertonians who are jumping on the wagon thanks to the Flo signing. No caveats. Come one, come all. Hell, Tim Howard is why I’m a supporter.

Just remember, some of us had to crawl through miles of relegation battle bullshit to be here. Some of the worst football ever seen in the PL. The names Cenk Tosun, Jean-Philippe Gbamin and Neal Maupay don’t mean jack to you. They do to me. I don’t wanna hear any complaining when we miss out on a European spot at the end of the season and go out early in every domestic cup tournament.

Being an Everton supporter is not about winning. It’s about building character and resilience.

Up the fooking Toffees. I can’t wait for Sunday.

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Edit/Update at 5:42pm PST 9/1: What. The. Fuck.

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u/EmeraldToffee — 1 month ago

Which Civil War general do you think Napoleon would be most interested in?

I think Jackson and Sherman for their grasp of speed and grand strategy respectively. Since arguably Napoleon’s greatest trait was how fast he was able to move his armies.

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u/EmeraldToffee — 5 months ago