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As the title says, this was one of the best horrors I've ever seen in my 25 years of existence. From beginning to end, it was a thrill ride of anxiety and jumpscares. As an avid fan of The Monkey's Paw, this film is a perfect example of the "Be Careful What You Wish For" genre. I also loved the director's (Curry Barker) cameo as the "customer service associate". His voice just had that aura to match the phone call. Well done, Curry Barker!

They were almost $100 for the set, but at least they didn't cost an arm and a leg.

Dr: No.

But it's way too long.

I ended up getting salmonella.

It's just pointless.

Molasses!

Because it wouldn't be Fahrenheit!

America would've really gone South...

Polka Haunt Us!

They both come in olive oil.

Now, I'll be fully educated from Eh to Z.

Instead, I bought an Oedipal Arrangement and it got super awkward.

Twice the taste, zero calories!

It'll Kellogg up everything.

Yesterday, I did my first open mic in LA since 2022. It was a surreal experience on the train to LA and the Lyft to the theater. I didn't even write my set-up because I was packed with a hundred emotions and questions. But when I went on for my 5 minutes, the crowd (only 5 people, including MC) were laughing their asses off. When the MC told me I should come back and do more, that was all the motivation I needed. Thank you for reading.

If you can't tell the difference, don't bother coming to my house.

You'll never catch me, copper!!

Which proves even his marriage was relative.