I'm so obseSSed with hate my derangement has me SSeeing thingSS

I'm so obseSSed with hate my derangement has me SSeeing thingSS

I mean, I know this is Texas and there are tattoo shops that will do this kind of thing. I have never heard of black flag so don't any of you knotsies allude to my stupidity for posting this and naming the shop in the comments. I just have to be sure this kind of thing isn't tolerated in my community. Outjerk that!

u/Empathedick — 5 days ago

Who remembers the "Vision Village" Austin housing development theft of $5 mil in tax dollars?

A few reverends, Willemina Delco, Austin City council members and Capmetro bigwigs stole $5 million in funds for "housing" and produced NOTHING....they stole it all!

"Vision Villains?

The director of Vision Village project pleads guilty for failing to monitor the doomed venture."

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/vision-villains-11713743/

"Austin @ Large: Austin at Large

In Through the Back Door: City Hall’s m.o. and the sins of Vision Village"

https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/austin-large-austin-at-large-11713827/

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u/Empathedick — 10 days ago

Why Sam's club no have coffee me like? Reddit fix now!

C'mon echo chamber! Let's not tolerate this oppression and injustice cast upon us under the boot of these billionaire monsters and their Starbucks dark roast options only! I shop at Sam's club because we got the married first cousins household gold account, and I need my fellow Idiocracy minded Fritos to smash internet and make the shitty Sam's club I shop at stock what I want! I don't want to ask in person and am desperate for interwebs validation! Cmon amiright?

u/Empathedick — 10 days ago

Any Girl Bros Here Recommend The Doctorate Of Dookie Degree At Skidmark College?

Yooo hey, would love to waste a ton of money on an uber useless liberal arts degree in hobo camp cleanup with a minor in bum crap composting. Anybody got a Skidmark degree? This ad shows in circlekerk feed so it must be legit circlejerk fodder amiright?

P.S. Are all the Skidmark girls really this friggin hot n seXXXy!?!

u/Empathedick — 13 days ago

Need Queer Beard Trim Reccos

I am going out of state to another state to atttend a friends wedding (because we all believe in the sanctitty of marriage) and FEEL like it's time to have my scruffy beard cleaned up. It's been six or seven years since anyone butt me has cut my hair so I'm just out of the gayverse loop.

I demand to visit a queer owner business because heterosexuals are mean and disgusting. I live to create social divides and try everyday to live a "us vs. them" lifestyle. I'm also thinking about dyeing it butt I think I can figure that out myself.

I hope this contained enough ME! ME! ME! LOOK AT ME ...PLEASE!!!! irrelevant and selfish, desperate for attention info.

u/Empathedick — 14 days ago

Shitty Coke Bar Re-Opens And Now Marketing Itself As "Queer"

Photo advertising two in tha stink. Owner promises to be a larger venue with multiple rooms for approx. four times more gay

u/Empathedick — 15 days ago

Welcome to North Loop Michael Jackson mural?

Why is MJ painted on the side of some condos at Koenig lane advertising NOLO when we all know North Loop is just 53 1/2 street from Airport to Lamar, not a carpetbagger style 'hood branding "lifestyle". I mean sure, there's the dildo store fetish emporium that has anal sex workshops, the grungy little apartment complexes literally filled with child molesters, rapists, (4real check DPS) meth dealers and outcall whore houses....but does such a high density of dopers, hobos, perverts and degenerates really warrant a Michael Jackson tribute to welcome folks to such an expensive white enclave?

u/Empathedick — 15 days ago

Turn that forward by little peter BUTTigag to a behind and i'd buy it.

Are we pre-op preordering this salacious rump romp? Honey, that fellow has got plenty place to hide the salami.... and hamsters

u/Empathedick — 18 days ago

How's skateboarding in Austin?

I mean I know like back in the day there was a pretty (like me!) skate scene, butt im bi-curious what its like now? I use to love shredding the gnar at the rainbow skatepark at 4th & colorado and just wondering if it's still weird to thrash in public spaces. Just curious how it is perceived , you know, because I am like, literally a moron (which has nothing to do with me like, being just a rad sk8tr girl with a dong) and just want to hear people say it's cool when I'm out kick flipping on a sidewalk. In this city.

u/Empathedick — 18 days ago

Should Austin change Cesar Chavez Street to Cesar Chavez shirt wearer "CALLE COMRADE CASAR" ?

Born a rich kid, grew up in Bellaire (sounds like billionaire, huh?) Houston, studied grift and organizing attending college in Virginia, then came to Austin to cash in and get even richer serving his master Emperor Soros. Who better to honor than a true virtue signalling, racial divide promoting #mefirst poverty pimp like lil comrade casar?

Boss level bonus: granted himself a 40% pay raise as a "humble public servant" on Austin City clowncil. Now THAT is a true socialist peerless leader worthy of attention

u/Empathedick — 21 days ago

Seeking best meat market pig anus in Austin. Fresh bung hidden gems?

I have scored the 99 Ranch Market a few times, but just gotta know is this as good as it gets or is there a grocer with better pig anus out there? I enjoy this fake "calimari" and have enjoyed eating "bung" prepared in a number of different ways.

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u/Empathedick — 21 days ago

City of Austin declares dessert a public safety threat and tool of violence and racial oppression. #outjerkedbycityofaustin

So thankful that Austin pubic health and specifically pubic safety morons (run by people NOT from Austin, imagine that!) are fighting the racial oppression and violence of DESSERTS! The geniuses at the shitty of Austin triumph again! I mean, don't worry at all about poors killing each other, let's continue to ignore that because it is ok am I right, but the racist oppression of DESSERTS will not be tolerated. All Cakes Are Bad !

u/Empathedick — 23 days ago

Steve Adler spills the tea about his "hot seat" in Sincere, Saucy & seXXXy new tell all book!

Flaming hot pants on fire emotional confessions of a California millionaire real estate attorney's fucking a whole city raw til he gets his crosseyed nut! (as pictured)

Hmmm I always imagined him as more of a gaping, "pee in my butt" cryer kind of sub tugger. ... I mean, like, that's what I feel that I think that I like heard once. idk

u/Empathedick — 23 days ago

Anybody know if garage pizza ever got a permit to legally prepare and sell food ?

Last health inspection cited they didn't actually have a food permit! 82 is pretty low health score and not a place to get excited about eating at, especially at $8 a tiny slice prices! Per the attached health dept. Inspection, Dirty kitchens are gross! Operating without being licensed or permitted ....gee what else could we be overlooking?

"Additional Comments

Observed establishment that was only approved for bar-beverage service serving food out of an unpermitted room in the building. Establishment needs to apply for pre-opening inspection and submit plan reviews within 10 business days to avoid legal action."

"gourmet" or no way? lol

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u/Empathedick — 29 days ago

Comedor continuously scores low and/or fails health inspections. "Fine dining" without a permit to operate? What else isn't being done right? yum! Inspection proof in AHD link

After several failing scores and almost always scoring in the 70's (gross!) throughout their 6 years of operation, how and why would anyone want to pay a premium to eat at such a dirty, poorly run (expired operating permit 4/2026!) , and just plain mediocre restaurant? The constant GM and staff turnovers should speak volumes to operations from the top down. Flies in the prep, tuna held out of acceptable temp., etc....but so lax & sloppy they had an expired operating permit? Unsettling reality of the behind the scenes, basic business operations and not an establishment I could recommend or ever frequent again. Chinese buffets and T Cloud sandwich shops run tighter ships than this mess.

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u/Empathedick — 29 days ago

How low are all us virtue signaling, green new deal, climate change warriors setting our thermostats?

Hobo's, poors and uggos be damned! Its hot, Dawg...I mean, I love pretending to care, but this heat amiright? lol it has literally never been this hot before, ever.

¡aBUTT! ¡tRUMP! stop oppressing me!

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u/Empathedick — 29 days ago

Insane Clown Posse at Austin crosswalk celebration!

Is that Shaggy 2 Dope wearing a rainblow dress to the right side? And boner bonus: Sausquatch low key blending in by the crossdresswalk pole....mmmm pole

u/Empathedick — 29 days ago