▲ 14 r/austincirclejerk
Austin echo chamber sub full of subs is jerkin for the weekend.
cucks want in on the self clowning after that spicy jerklecirc hate post
u/Empathedick — 11 days ago
▲ 14 r/austincirclejerk
ISO diamond in the rough that is truly a hidden gem
Hi! I have one friend and we're coming to Austin for my bachelor party, so I know you're excited! I'm really cool in the city I come from and future wifey is totally hot, so I need to stay on trend with only the the most newcomer influencer long line overpriced turd stops in town. TIA!
u/Empathedick — 12 days ago
▲ 10 r/austincirclejerk
$300,000 artisanal wood fire weenie roast in Pease Park creates outcry for replacement performative pyre.
Pease park is known for smoked weenies in the woods, butt this mecca of meat has known no glory like this once in a lifetime $300k fired kook out!
"Tasted like privilege and poo poo in every bite" said one local park resident. "The glass full of meth served as perfect compliment to this moist MALin meat munch mayhem" , quipped another attendee at the private pop-up Pyre. "MALin told me They were a Thxem btw , and was glad to be free of all the desperate attention seeking human voids in Austin".
u/Empathedick — 13 days ago
Mayor drops pants to slide back on 35 dark d!ck project.
They sexthy lil' Ryan alter is really outspoken pushing these gape and stench projects to create a glory hole wonderland. What boi won't love the open air fenty meth market with associated violent predators, camp grounds, glory holes and open air toilets.
"Bridging the divide between the east side" really helps the cause of anglo ally bois opening access to their deep dark secrets.... x35! Wee all knee Kirk Wantsome could never refuse!
u/Empathedick — 13 days ago
▲ 16 r/austincirclejerk
Comrade Casar Fights For Illegal Invisible's Indivisibles.
Invisible alien seen fenty nodding at press conference while being groped and assaulted by wealthy suit wearing (alleged) cis male.
u/Empathedick — 18 days ago