u/EnvironmentalPack451

List the 10 commandments first, of course. The next few items are various parking violations and "party fouls". Most of the rest is various ways you touched yourself, and an item or two about industrial pollution and poor fashion sense.

Honestly, i only ever went once. I told the guy "i guess i'm not so nice to my sister sometimes". What was i supposed to say?

I appreciate the opportunity i have somehow received to experience a life as a human on Earth. It has been so much fun!

But i no longer give credit for that to the old white guy who is painted on the ceiling of the church.

If there is a God, who goes around judging dead people, am i really going to be condemned having gotten one thing wrong?