"He's a pureblood!" "His surname is Williams!" "He has 4 magical grandparents! It doesn't matter that all 4 of them are mudbloods, he's still a pureblood by definition!"

Richard Williams. Born in Manchester, sorted into Ravenclaw. A perfectly ordinary student. The only way he could be more unassuming is if he were sorted in Hufflepuff.

However, there was something odd about Richard. Both of his parents were squibs, all 4 of his grandparents were wizards, and all 8 of his great-grandparents were muggles.

In a less bigoted world, his family tree would be nothing more than a quirky statistical anomaly.

In this world however, his family history was forced out of him after a few upper-year slytherins tried to bully him.

Initially, they didn't give it much thought. A little mudblood trying to come up with a reason to be left alone.

The infighting would come later.

"He should count, no?"

"Of course he shouldn't count! You're not a pureblood if you know how closely related to a muggle you are!"

"By that criteria, we'd have to exclude 9 out of 10 people in Slytherin! Weren't the Malfoys muggle nobility?"

It didn't happen overnight, but the rift of the pureblood faction began that day. Not by moral improvement of its members, but by truly thinking about the definition of an inherently unscientific idea.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 2 days ago
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Mais alguém cansado do viralatismo da CazéTV?

Sério mesmo. É uma lambeção de bola que não para.

Messi faz um passe mais ou menos que coloca a bola na área, e começam a chamar de gênio mesmo com a Argentina na merda a partida inteira.

Cristiano Ronaldo olha pra bola, e dão pra ele o crédito de um gol do João Neves. O João faz a porra da jogada individual enquanto o Cristiano tá no banco, e falam que o João tá com aura de Cristiano.

Mbappé e o resto do time francês faz a mesma cera que todo time sulamericano é mestre, e eles não param de elogiar só porque sim.

E a cada 2 minutos a mesma merda. "Maior artilheiro isso", "6 copas aquilo". Pé no saco do caralho.

Tá me fazendo evitar a CazéTV. De verdade, se o jogo que eu quero ver tá passando em qualquer outro lugar, eu vou pra esse outro lugar. Tô vendo Globo pela imagem melhor na minha região, SBT pela locução melhor quando me dá na telha, e CazéTV quando eu não tenho opção.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 2 days ago

Ladrien. Not as popular as Ladynoir, Marichat, or Adrienette. Why do you think that is?

I find it fascinating that Ladrien isn't very popular, considering it's the only one where both of them get what they want without an identity reveal.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 4 days ago

"Harry Potter. You have no idea how long I've waited to talk to you one on one." Voldemort said with a mad glint in his eye.

Harry expected a lot of things after being captured by Voldemort. This was certainly not it.

"And then they kept giving me more and more power! I was supposed to be a boggeyman! Britain's very own Grindelwald meant to force them to get their act together! But no one ever bothered to actually stop me! The Ministry just rolled over while the Order did all the fighting! I didn't even want to be called Voldemort, Abraxas just happened to overlook me playing with anagrams and assumed I fashioned myself a title!"

"But then... why go this far? If it was all supposed to be for the greater good, then why not stop after it got too far?"

"Because, Harry, even after I faked my death by toddler, nothing changed. And nothing will change for the foreseeable future until the march of muggle technology finally blows this shell of a society wide open. A few years after I went into hiding and saw nothing was changing? I just said fuck it, and figured I might as well commit to the bit."

"You're... you're mad! Are you seriously just going through with this because your initial plan didn't work?!"

"Of course I'm mad, child! Anyone would be after decades foolishly trying to bring out the best of a rotten society and miserably failing.

"But still, I feel an odd sort of kinship to you. I know all about your adventures at Hogwarts. How their opinion of you changes on a dime, with you receiving nothing but hollow excuses and empty accolades at the end of the year.

"So, I'm giving you an out. We 'battle' right here and right now, and I make you disappear. Any country you choose and as much money as you need to restart your life. Hell! I'll throw in the same offer to your friends, as long as they give me an unbreakable vow to not interfere.

"So, Potter, do we have a deal? Or do I have to send you back to spread the story of my return? I have no doubt it will fall on deaf ears."

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 9 days ago

What's the furthest you can go with SSTOs without refueling, and without using gravity assists that triple the travel time?

This is a bit of a rewording of a post I made previously.

Most long range SSTOs I've seen fall into 4 categories:

1-They rely on preexisting infrastructure to refuel.

2-They use ISRU.

3-They use xenon gas.

4-They rely on gravity assists to save every bit of delta-V possible, with the downside of leaving the kerbals stranded in space for sometimes several decades longer.

With that in mind, here's my question:

What's the most you can do with the classic setup (nuclear+jets) while not refueling and not using gravity assists that make the travel time a lot longer?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 10 days ago

How to clean hair from a micro-fibre cloth?

Fucked up and had the micro-fibre cloth I use to clean my glasses in my hand when I went to cut my hair. Any tips on how to clean it?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 12 days ago

Realistically, what's the most you can do with SSTOs without having to rely on gravity assists that triple the travel time compared to a conventional trajectory?

I've seen plenty of SSTOs designs that rely heavily on gravity assists. And I get it, you need to save every bit of delta-V you have to make it all possible. However, from a roleplaying angle, I'd prefer not to strand my Kerbals in space for a hundred years when I could just spend more when constructing the rocket.

So realistically, what's the most you can do with SSTOs without having to rely on gravity assists that make already long trips take a lot longer?

Edit: without ISRU or refueling. Should have mentioned that. The 1st is an obvious option for infinite delta-V, and the 2nd requires additional infrastructure.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 12 days ago

How to use the "default" clothes in Sniper Elite 4?

I want to use the winter clothes on the last stage, but I haven't unlocked them. You use them in your first playthrough by default. Is there a way to use them again without unlocking it?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 18 days ago

[WP] The more skill points you earn, the harder it is to get new skill points. Most kids without instruction struggle later in life because while young they pick exciting skills instead of anything practical for a career.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 18 days ago

Headaches when staring at screens with my glasses.

It's late at night when I'm writing this, and I'm too lazy to look up the proper medical terms in english.

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I'm short-sighted. My prescription is only for short-sightedness and cross-eyedness AFAIK.

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Over the past week or so, I've been having trouble with screens up close. At first I thought it was my glasses lack of a blue filter, since yesterday I tested a stronger setting of my phone's reading mode and the eye-strain went away immediately.

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Well, that didn't work today, so I removed my glasses entirely, and the same thing happened. Just, discomfort gone in an instant.

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The surface of the lenses aren't dirty, I've used mild soap and glass cleaner (don't know if there's a specific name for it, it's the stuff you can buy in a glasses store), and the problem persisted.

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Anyhow, I'm already planning on going to the optician tomorrow to see what's going on, but does anyone have any guesses until I do?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 19 days ago

Eye strain when staring at screens with my glasses.

It's late at night when I'm writing this, and I'm too lazy to look up the proper medical terms in english.

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I'm short-sighted. My prescription is only for short-sightedness and cross-eyedness AFAIK.

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Over the past week or so, I've been having trouble with screens up close. At first I thought it was my glasses lack of a blue filter, since yesterday I tested a stronger setting of my phone's reading mode and the eye-strain went away immediately.

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Well, that didn't work today, so I removed my glasses entirely, and the same thing happened. Just, discomfort gone in an instant.

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The surface of the lenses aren't dirty, I've used mild soap and glass cleaner (don't know if there's a specific name for it, it's the stuff you can buy in a glasses store), and the problem persisted.

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Anyhow, I'm already planning on going to the eye doctor (or whatever the english term is) to see what's going on, but does anyone have any guesses until I do?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 19 days ago
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Já fiz o registro acadêmico, mas ainda não tive a matrícula confirmada para o meu curso que começa no 2° semestre. Devo ficar de olho no Sisu+?

Ouvi falar desse tal de Sisu+ agora só. Devo ficar de olho nele? Ou ele não se trata de casos como eu?

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 22 days ago

Looking for fics where Naruto (and possibly more of the Konoha 12), time travel to the future.

Naruto, plus possibly more people, travel to the future and see Naruto as Hokage, and their other future selves.

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I'd really prefer if this wasn't just a team 7 joint. I'd like to see the reactions of the other teams, especially team 8 (or just Hinata). But again, I'm not picky. I just want to see some time travel into the future, which is incredibly rare.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 22 days ago

How to use DeviantArt?

I'm trying to read Mattwilson83's stuff, but I've never used DeviantArt. How do I use it? Everything seems out of order, and I can't find the specific comic by him I'm looking for.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 22 days ago

3 years. It had been 3 years since Naruto had been banished, and he was finally ready to take revenge... Until he started thinking about the logistics of it all.

At first, he was thinking about the exceptions.

Not a particularly ideal way to begin a revenge plan, but he couldn't avoid thinking about the few people who he wouldn't want to hurt. Teuchi, Ayame, a few of the people in his graduating class...

He could probably figure something out. Offer them asylum. Something like that.

That line of thought led him to think about what, exactly, he was punishing.

If he was planning to add exceptions to everyone who didn't treat him like dirt, how would he deal with those who merely glared and said hateful words? His idealistic sense of morality had certainly taken a hit over the last few years, but would it really make sense to punish them to the same degree as those who tried to murder him?

He then started thinking about the fox hunts, along with every murder attempt he had ever suffered.

'12 years of attempts before I became a shinobi. Extremely highball estimate of a thousand people either involved, or looking the other way each year. That's still just under 10% of the population...'

People move. Change homes. Even if he assumed every singular person in Konoha hated him, there was bound to be at least a few thousand that wouldn't know who he was.

It was pointless. He could certainly try to kill just the leadership, but that would be hollow, wouldn't address his issues, and wouldn't leave him satisfied. Killing the villagers, although cathartic, was also full of issues he wouldn't be able to address.

Destroying the physical village would be just as pointless. What use would there be in tearing down landmarks, besides making him a target?

Expose the hollowness of the Will of Fire? He didn't know how to destroy a concept, especially one that was already flawed from its inception.

'Maybe I should try to find a new goal in life. I'm still young. As long as they don't try something stupid like calling me back, I can do my best to forget they exist.'

Little did Naruto know, they were, in fact, about to try something stupid.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 25 days ago

Looking for fics where the 4th Hokage is still Naruto's father, but isn't called Minato.

Came across this fic which opens up during the Kyuubi attack, where Minato had the Sharingan.

Shortly after that, I came across another fic where "Arashi" was the 4th Hokage's name.

For those not in the know, Arashi was the most popular fan name for Minato before we met him for the first time.

Both of those fics in quick succession gave me the desire to read more about early depictions of the 4th Hokage, from before we knew his name.

Give me your best recommendations of fics which feature Arashi (or some other name for Minato) in some way.

Edit: The fic I mentioned in the first paragraph is Naruto : Abandoned Child.

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u/EnzoRaffa16 — 1 month ago