Image 1 — Me jumping at Naciemento in Cali. like 20+ years ago.
Image 2 — Me jumping at Naciemento in Cali. like 20+ years ago.

Me jumping at Naciemento in Cali. like 20+ years ago.

Not flexing at all here, even though I give people shit when they argue over 10 feet.

So we were at Lake Naciemento, and a cop pulled us over in the boat to make sure we weren't hammered. We were. He asked why we were at this particular spot and we said we wanted to jump off some rocks. The cop said "well you ain't doin' that, we had someone die here last week".

He left and we pulled up to the shore and we climbed this cliff. There was a legit shrine up there that you had to launch over to get enough distance form the cliff. My friend went first (you can see him up top jumping, I'm sitting on the slope behind him)

I broke my tailbone and my lower lumbar. Had to drag me on the boat and the girl I liked saw my nuts that had come out from my shorts which were halfway up my butt.

That's all I got. I'm a big dude and what got me was my size 14 feet hitting the water flat and sending a shockwave up my spins. I jump off roofs into pools but my cliff stuff is DONE.

u/Excision_Lurk — 2 days ago

When you want to see Excision but your mom says we have Excision at home. Just kidding, I'm a hack DJ and this is my garage.

Covid killed my business so I had to move away from SoCal. LL 2020 would have been my first. Since saving money is something I cannot do, I started gathering questionable DJ gear little by little. I was challenged by a friend to learn a dubstep set in a year and perform at a pinball festival. So I did. This is the garage now a year+ and instead of worrying about the next set, I'm getting this all together for Lost Lands. If I can't make it this year then the watch party will be the next best thing. Still need to program the lights and lasers (off for blindness) and put together some more videos. Putting the RAGE back into GARAGE

u/Excision_Lurk — 9 days ago
▲ 333 r/Palworld

I got Grandmaster tree fishing figured out. Finally.

Spent a LONG time trying to get that golden Depresso fishing rod. While I was doing that, I was breeding pals. Namely Whalaska and Whalaska Ignis, Jelliette and Gloopie. They're all four stars except Jelliette, which is three. Pretty sure if they level up/trust goes up I may get better stats but who knows, I can actually FINALLY catch stuff from inside the tree. Third cast got me the gold ancient armor too. So stoked after thinking it was impossible. Notice how high the meter starts out and how much slower it decreases.

u/Excision_Lurk — 21 days ago

PEOPLE OF EARTH: I come from Jupiter. And I would love to know what this ID is. Have tried everything from Shazam to their playlists.

It's cued up. My gads I need to sample this and mix it in my musical nonsense sets too. One of my favorite drops from these Earth folks.

WOMP WOMP wom wom womp

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u/Excision_Lurk — 28 days ago

Need an ID my people. Went through every tracklist but can't find this transition track. I NEED THIS. Link is cued up. break shit/b-tch part

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u/Excision_Lurk — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/sports

Explain this rule in soccer to a new USA fan that is trying to wrap his head around some simple rules. Namely, the extra time.

Been trying to get into World Cup and watch a ton of games with coworkers. Been day drinking and doing everything else I can. Was rooting for Mayhem over Sepultura today.

Only thing that messes with me is when the game is supposed to end, but keeps counting up because... penalties? And there's like a +7 next to the time, is that the amount of added minutes? And why did the ref call for the end of this game when he did? I guess I'm used to a clock telling me exactly when everything ends.

u/Excision_Lurk — 2 months ago
▲ 38 r/lotr

I've witnessed this three times now. I get that dubstep isn't everyone's bag but MY GOD does this man respect it all.

This is Excision, a Canadian DJ and I do like this dude a lot.

u/Excision_Lurk — 2 months ago
▲ 160 r/dubstep

Well, I did not expect to see that.

Our local bar closed down so we watched the game at Chilis of all places. This popped up and I was pointing and yelling "BRO LOOK WHO THAT IS" but none of my crew or anyone in Chillis knew what the f I was talking about. Pulled it up on the DVR at home and here it is. Kind of cheeseball tbh but maybe because Vegas is cheeseball.

u/Excision_Lurk — 2 months ago