Happy Birthday America-- Molly McIntire May Not Have Been the American Girl George Washington Wanted But She Was (Probably) the One He Needed

Happy Birthday America-- Molly McIntire May Not Have Been the American Girl George Washington Wanted But She Was (Probably) the One He Needed

Since yesterday was the 250th birthday of America (and coincidentally the same day I met a self-styled Warlock at the grocery store but I kind of wish I hadn't, where do you go from there, once you reach such heights?) I figured it was time to answer the question I've seen on everyone's minds this year--would Founding Father George Washington have emotionally connected with Molly McIntire, one of the original three dolls launched by The Pleasant Company?

As a middle class white millennial woman if there's two things I love it's astrology and being toxic. If there's three, you can add American Girl dolls to the list. So obviously I feel qualified to take on this question that has burdened society for so long.

Now, unfortunately while the dolls all have official birthdays (obviously), they do not have birth times, so we can only look at how the doll would impact the person on the chart. Frankly, I think that makes sense because what is a doll if not an empty vessel with which to fill and project our own hopes, fears, dreams, and in my case as a child, overly complicated murder-mysteries-at-talent-shows onto. Since this is very serious research, I do feel I have to flag my methodology.

Molly McIntire was also born in a fictional Illinois town. However, I found two sources that say it was based on Evanston, Illinois-- a very real town if you listen to old Chicago legend and/or look at a map-- so her location has been listed there. This is important because Mars changes signs on her birthday. We're going with a generalized high-noon chart for her, so by that logic, Mars has changed signs.

Washington's chart has an AA Rodden rating.

Here's the chart:

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Now, the first thing that stands out. Washington is a Taurus rising, with chart ruler Venus in Pisces 11H. This is in mutual reception with 6H Jupiter in Libra. Both Washington, and Dolly Molly have the same placements. They even have Jupes in retrograde in Libra.

6H is historically the house of open enemies, daily drudgery, toil, servitude, and slavery. Typically with a retrograde benefic it's less operative, however, it's in mutual reception with a direct, well placed Venus who is chart ruler. I think this is a mitigating factor, and most likely makes the 6H less of a burden, and more of a strength. (Obviously we have hindsight to see that yes, Washington was able to leverage this placement and overcome the Tories. We also know that he engaged in the practice of literal slavery, but frankly I'm too dumb to take that on so we're going to leave it there, in the dirt, where it belongs.)

I very much like the interplay between the 6 and the 11 houses-- it shows a community mindset that is rooted in service. Aka-- Dolly Molly would reinforce to Washington that there is no greater calling in life than to serve one's community.

Then you look at Washington's North Node in Sag 8H, answering to that Jupiter in 6H (routed through Pisces 11H). That tells us that Washington's path was one intrinsically tied to other people's assets, and that since he has the ruler of the 8th place in the 6th place, it indicates Washington dies abroad-- and he does. Since he's successful in his campaign, the United States is formed. Now what role would Molly Dolly play in this?

Her North Node is in Washington's 10th, along with Saturn in domicile. Since Washington is a day chart, that's not a bad thing. His own Saturn is debilitated in 12H, answering to an in-domicile Mars in 7H. Dolly Molly could stabilize this dispositorship, and remind him that his private structure ultimately will have a public display (10H) and that the ideas born from his relationship to people that may be fostered in a hidden environment will eventually be highly visible and seen-- that it's what he'll ultimately be known for. She would temper his more severe side. What a gal! (Her 12H Mercury would also help him sort, name, and understand these thoughts and feelings. She would essentially act as his cipher tool-- as all good dolls do.)

Now let's talk about Dolly Molly's intense cluster at the end of Aries and beginning of Taurus. I think she would give him courage-- if she can get through her own family's hardship, war, and uncertainty, then he too could pull through from difficult situations and lead with stability. She would heal him because through her own shortcomings (temper) he'd learn forgiveness and self-actualization. I base this on the combust, debilitated Mars and Sun in Taurus 1H. Since Washington's own Mars is in domicile 7H, he'd be able to see his own shortcomings through Dolly Molly. Plus, both transiting planets are basically on top of his Chiron.

Finally, we must look towards Dolly Molly's moon and South Node in Washington's 4H. Look at Washington's natal moon condition. It's tired. It has the knowledge but perhaps not the energy-- it's in the southern declination, where the moon is least happy, and is in the beginning painful transition of rebirth into a new moon. Dolly Molly's moon is also uncomfortable, as it's close to the southern node, however, it's gaining light/energy. Being in the 4th house, it can again, help him understand 4th house themes-- family, legacy, lands, and what ties us to the land. For a General in the Continental Army, that is an excellent emotional tool to leverage as you fight the Red Coats. Given that Washington's own moon answered to Saturn via Aries 12H and Scorpio 7H, Dolly Molly's moon activates his 4H Leo, tying to his Jupiter/Venus axis. Essentially allowing him to tap into his benefic structure. All this through a plucky midwestern gal, just trying to get through her own wartime trauma.

For all these reasons, I do think America's First President would emotionally connect with OG American Girl Molly McIntire. I bet he'd love her various outfits, too.

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u/ExeUSA — 16 hours ago

I Regret to Inform You I Do Not Think Princess Diana Would Have Enjoyed 'Twilight'

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While I truly believe that astrology can answer many of life's mysteries and is a tool that can help people. I also believe that what's the point of spending hundreds of hours on something if you can't use it to your own benefit to answer some of life's unanswerable mysteries. One of which I do believe I have the answer to today: would Princess Diana have enjoyed Twilight?

Unfortunately, I think the answer is a resounding no.

First and foremost, so that you can recreate this chart yourself and judge it by its own merits, here are the times I've used:

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I hope to god I'm wrong about this. (Also, happy birthday solar return to the People's Princess, I just noticed the day.)

As for Twilight's birth time, I chose Los Angeles because that's where my mom told me movies are made, and 21:00 because that's midnight on the east coast, and as far as my newspaper.com subscription could show me, the only places that were showing midnight releases of the first Twilight movie were North America.

Princess Di is the inner wheel.

So, first and foremost is what stands out to me is the obvious-- she is a day chart, and this is a movie about vampires. You don't need a PhD to put together what that means. (And no, in this instance, I do not think it would result in sparkling.) Joking aside-- Mars is sitting at the top of her 10H Virgo as her greater malefic, directly squaring Twilight's sun, which sits at the anaretic degree in her 12th house Scorpio. I think she would find the movie deeply aggravating.

Now, in theory, that Mars answers to a Cancer Mercury that is conjunct her sun in 8H (which is then routed to her 3H Moon in Aqua, terminating with 2H Saturn domicile in Cap.) Those two water suns trine by sign. That should be supportive, right?

Not so fast.

I do not think an 8 house/12 house Cancer/Scorpio combo work. I say that as a 4H Scorpio sun, who gets deeply annoyed by too much Cancer in a chart (my 12H) because they want everyone to get along and be kind. I suspect it goes the same way, as my Cancer friend tells me I can be too mean. (She is most likely right, but also, she should shut up.) So off the bat, there is a fundamental misalignment between the soul and communication style of Twilight and Princess Di's--which also gets routed through her Mars, implying she would outwardly find it aggrevating.

It breaks my heart. I simply do not see how she would see the magic, wonder, and majesty of the line "hold on tight spider monkey."

Is it because she would have been a 47-year-old aristocratic woman seeing a movie meant for teenage girls? No. It's astrology.

Now let's look at the Venuses-- which can be a good sign of working together, and a mutual enjoyment. Princess Di has a great one! In Venus, domicile Taurus, 6H. You know what, she really did have a heart made for service. Unfortunately, Twilight has a heart made for wildly inappropriate judgment, which is what makes it so good. Venus Cap, conjunct with Jupiter by sign, who is on the fritz since he's in Fall.

Now, normally I hate Pluto because he's an annoying nepo baby whose whole thing is everything he touches turns to shit, and we're supposed to be in awe of that because why? Like, he could have picked anything in the whole galaxy to be, and he chose to be an annoying edgelord. Cool. However, in the Twilight chart he's doing something amazing, because he's basically making Jupiter's judgment really, really bad. (TL/DR the dispositor chain ends with Mars in Sag, which gets pushed back to Jupiter. Pluto is also in Sag, Pluto's whole thing is, he mucks up the sign/ruler wherever he is. Which is amazing, because that's Jupiter absolutely telling you not only is it a good idea to get a face tattoo, you should live stream it, too. Please note this is only my personal theory and not in any verified sources, unless you count me screaming on Reddit a verified source, then yes, it is VERY verified.) With that in mind, I do not think steady Eddie abundance mindset Venus would fuck with "yes, you should call your ex to tell him you're better than his current wife, but only if you've been drinking " Venus Cap (I exaggerate a little here.) Why is that Cap Venus like that? Twilight's Cap benefic placements are in each other's bounds, so they feed off each other even more-- so Venus is getting Jupiter's full Pluto influence. It explains why the movie is so unhinged and yet, compelling.

But Cap is Di's 2nd house, ruled by her in-domicile lesser malefic Saturn. She would simply be horrified at what Twilight's grubby benefics would be doing in her proper, well appropriated 2nd House, pocketing her fine silverware to sell for scrap metal so they can buy black market fireworks to go set off behind he police station. (Again, I am exaggerating a little bit here. But this is most likely how Princess Diana would see this combo, with Pluto's involvement.) Her Pluto is in Virgo 10H, so the long and short of it is that I think it made her a bad judge of character/get judged harshly on occasion. Which. Duh.

Finally, Diana was a Sag 1H, ruled by a Jupiter in Aquarius in 3H. (Who in turn is ruled by that horrified Saturn in 2H. Even retrograde and thus, a little wobbly, he still would simply not be able to organize the chaos of the gremlin benefics from Twilight.) The fact that Twilight's Neptune is in her 3H (along with the North Node and Chiron) suggests that while perhaps Twilight could heal her (like it healed many, nay, all of us) the BS fog and confusion Neptune loves to send out because you cannot get a straight answer out of him ever, most likely would make her not enjoy the experience. (On the first viewing. Perhaps on the second she would be able to open her heart more to the film?)

For all these reasons I suspect Princess Diana would have not enjoyed Twilight. I am, however, desperately open towards being wrong if anyone else sees something different.

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u/ExeUSA — 5 days ago

Dog People vs Cat People (Jupiter vs Venus)

Working on a very dumb, but possibly ground breaking (lol) theory -- a heavier Jupiter skewed chart would denote someone who is a dog person, and conversely, a Venus skewed chart a cat person. Because obviously one MUST have a preference.

I practice traditional astrology, which means I think sect matters-- so a day chart would already be favored to be a dog person, but let's say they have Jupiter in Gemini, and Venus in Taurus in the 1st house sitting on the Ascendant. That would probably tip the scales towards a cat person.

It doesn't mean you dislike dogs. It would just mean you prefer cats.

I think you have to take into account the sect (including where the luminary and lesser malfic are), the house Jupiter or Venus are in (points for angularity, and being in their joy, 5 for Venus and 11 for Jupiter), its condition, and its rulership over the chart and other planets.

My Venus is in much better condition than my Jupiter, I'm a night chart, and while I love dogs, I do prefer cats.

Obviously this is a very dumb theory, but what are your thoughts? The obvious conclusion after I master this entire theory and hone it to perfect is charging rich assholes 6-figures to tell them whether they should get a dog or cat once they make a kajillion dollars.

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u/ExeUSA — 12 days ago

The Song That Brings Us All Together?

Today I asked my friend Debbie (Xennial name, so had to mention it) whether she agreed with me that one of the defining traits of our people is that Mr. Big's "To Be With You" can bridge divides and create relationships and understanding among people where before, there were none.

That essentially, it is a universally beloved (90% because 10% of any group will always have terrible, wrong opinions) song, and is one of the few songs that can be claimed so. Case in point, when I worked in a restaurant around 2008, it was the one song everyone on shift could agree was excellent, but also knew all the words to. So when we finally wrestled the stereo away from the bartender who exclusively played Electric Six, it's what we put on.

It took Debbie approximately 4 minutes to respond because obviously she had to go listen to it-- she agreed, and then she said I should post that here as a poll. Since you can't post a poll from desktop and I refuse to get another app on my phone, I'm posting this instead.

Do you agree? (Or do you have absolutely no taste in music?) And follow up question-- can you think of any other song that unites us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6-uJLteKek

u/ExeUSA — 1 month ago

It’s, like, Courtney

Like, it's sushi, don't you know? Like, this here is tuna, that's flying fish egg, and that's sea urchin.

u/ExeUSA — 1 month ago