r/LetsFuckWithAstrology

Hello! so around 6 years ago, I did had a psychic telling me that my life purpose was to help people and I would work in courts, everything related with forensic, and that no matter how much I would try to avoid it. Life would go around and around for me to do that job. I'm not going to say I believe this men, since he also said I was going to marry at 26 and it never happen. I'm now 28 and single since birth. I always wanted to work in a field where I could help people and I always wanted to live abroad. A lot of things happened and I don't have to mind to continue studies, also my health is a bit weird. I think that this dream is a bit farway. I will still move abroad, but I'm a bit sad that my dreams won't come true at all. I also feel lonely, I don't have a lot of support in my hometown, people around me are not the most positive ones or supportive. The reason why I'm moving is this, I feel drained, and I was wondering if there is still hope? Does my chart reflect this?

Put your thinking caps on friends and foes, we're playing a game!

This is a fun practice exercise for your own astro prowess and a bit of a history lesson if you're so inclined. 

Here's how it works:

This person is a bona fide asshole. They're a real life person whose actions have led to real life consequences. They're also a person with complex lives, so their charts are chock full of details you can pull out without knowing who they are

Look at the chart, describe who you see using your astrological knowledge. This is NOT a game of ‘reverse ephemeris’ people!

The more detailed the better- you don't have to actually guess who they are or what they did, but if you sit with the chart long enough you might surprise yourself.

If you do make a guess at who it is mark it with a spoiler tag

If you cheat it will make you the biggest asshole of the post- show your work!

*If you comment just a name, reverse engineer the birth date, or if you don't spoiler your guess it will be removed*

Answers will be available next Monday

Happy Hunting Folks!

(I’m blue, he’s orange, last one is composite) We’ve met last year. He’s older than me but we share the same group of friends. We’ve been sort of having a relationship but we never define things. It’s a really frustrating situation because sometimes i feel like he might be my soulmate but other times it’s like we are miles apart (even though we are getting better at getting each other as time goes on). I’m not sure what I want from him or what he wants from me, but it feels very extreme, sometimes I imagine myself marrying and spent my whole life with him and other times I can’t even see him. But I can’t let him go. Please help what do you see here that explains it and where is it going?? 🙏🙏

…I’ve lived in various places to expand my worldview, have solo traveled a bit, farmed, worked as a writing tutor, am very artistically motivated, read books and consume media to understand others’ experiences, and generally feel like I’m meant for something big and exciting and creatively transformative in life (even if it’s taking me a long time to get there…). Not trying to boast or anything, just trying to show that my 35 years have been, to me, far more interesting than my dad’s 65 and yet my chart is so boring compared to his? or like i try to say yes to life and he’s happy to sorta say no to things and stay small?

I’ve also always thought that inner planet/outer planet aspects made someone more interesting, and have always been envious of those in peoples’ charts, but yeah…maybe astrology is fake 😅 idk

Hi all… going through a very difficult time in my life. Does anything stand out at all? I don’t even know what to ask as I don’t know how much can be seen/told.

Appreciate it.

I feel like entering a solid stable relationship is never going to happen, and I might be leaving my twenties without experiencing a relationship sometimes I feel like I’m cursed/blocked on entering a relationship. I’ve learned everything on my own but how can I learn more when I can’t be in a relationship if that makes sense. Thanks to anyone who answers 🫶🏽

Hi, I’m a lad and ever since I was little I’ve had strange feelings and recurring strange episodes. I have recurring episodes that also happen to my family – some involving humiliation, delusions, things go well and then end badly, mental blocks, bad luck – it’s happened to me with girls, at school, health and sport Let’s start with school: from primary through to secondary school, I constantly experienced humiliation at the hands of my teachers; I was bullied by others even at sixth form, and school was hell for me. In matters of love, I’ve always had the feeling, ever since I was a child, that I’ll be single for life – I’m convinced of it, and I know it’s not normal. With every girl I’ve tried to get involved with, I’ve always been humiliated and suffered humiliation; for example: once, I tried my luck with a girl and after she turned me down, she laughed in my face. I feel as though, whenever I approach a normal girl – not that I’m particularly attracted to her – I feel a mental block, as if I just can’t do it. All the girls who’ve made a move on me have been of very low calibre: immature, bossy, strange, insecure, and they manage to make me feel inferior and humiliate me. For example: a few months ago, a girl tried to chat me up; she had all these traits and had a fake photo I didn’t like her, so I politely turned her down, and after I turned her down, she showered me with insults I don’t mean to offend – I apologise – but I have to be honest: I think they’re a person with absolutely no redeeming qualities, and I feel like a real loser for attracting people like that. I often find myself thinking, ‘Is the whole world out to get me?’ But it’s not normal to attract people like this – it only happens once in a blue moon. I’m grateful for what little I have, but I feel like I’m being made a fool of. Even the photo isn’t real; there’s nothing good about it – it feels like a joke. On a family note, my uncle was called up twice by a professional team for a trial, and both times he had a fever, and he never had the chance to become a footballer. I, too, missed my chance to become a footballer because when I was a teenager I got injured and broke some bones, and I was treated badly; even now I haven’t fully recovered, so I never had the chance to become a footballer. Another family anecdote involves betting slips. A few years ago, my father and I were placing bets, and for a while we kept losing every match in the 90th minute – not just occasionally, but every single match in a row. That’s not normal. We even had a run of at least 50 matches in a row where we lost in the 90th minute – that’s not normal. Another similar and very strange incident concerns my favourite team and my relationship with them. My father instilled this passion in me when I was a boy, and we went to watch every game at the stadium. At first, I was very happy to go to the stadium Then, after a while, my favorite team started losing a lot of games with 90 minutes or suffering comebacks, and having a lot of bad luck. Yes, we won games, but very rarely, and we lost a lot of games that way. I felt like I was stuck, like I was bringing bad luck to my favorite team, but isn't that normal? I'm aware that there are the players, the fans, I can't bring bad luck, but I felt this feeling. How is that possible? Another strange episode is with the PlayStation. I've been a FIFA player for a long time. I've always played it, it's my passion. At the beginning, in the first few games I played FIFA, it's true I was less strong as a player, but I lost a lot of games and at the 90 minute for example: in 40 games I lost 35 matches in the 90th minute tied 2/3 and win 1/2 I understand losing because I was less strong but it's not normal to lose all the matches in the 90th minute These are the episodes that happen to me. They're not serious episodes, there are definitely more serious things, but they are very strange and repeated episodes that also affect my family: humiliation, illusion, teasing, as if things are going well and then they end badly like betting slips. Strange feelings and I feel a block. Now I'm doing psychological therapy, but I have the feeling that I can't cope with things. Maybe we can talk about family karma? Looking at my birth chart, is it normal for these episodes to happen? and how can i solve I'm currently undergoing psychological counseling but I can't understand the reason for these episodes. I think I can't cope with my life. Unfortunately, I can't have astrologers. Can anyone give me some advice? Sorry for the inconvenience.

if so, WTF did i even do in my past life 😭

IM SO BOOOOOORREEDDDD😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢and I know im not that ugly. I had a handful during school, nothing during college because I was a commuter. Now im at work and eeeeerrrgghhhh what do I need to do. The GI consult here is a hottie but I see him like 2 minutes once a week. I don’t even want a lasting healthy relationship idgaf if we end up beating each other up every other day im just bored and have nothing going on………….. I think ive always been a little desperate for romance. When I was 17 I tried to get with a 25 year old man who was stalking and bullying me, because I felt left out that everyone else was getting groomed and I wasn’t but all he did was call me racial slurs and ghost me when he realized what I was trying to do😓

How do I get a partner and how do I start being more normal. Sometimes when I talk to friends I end up drifting in the background and just listening and waiting for a point to jump in. I think I come off too strong when I do jump in.

This was a jumbled mess, sorry.

I (26F) consider myself a pretty late bloomer in most aspects of my life.

Always had a pretty small circle of friends, never had a real romantic partner—only short-lived situationships—and I find it hard to connect deeply in general.

I’m curious if there are patterns present that are making it hard to find alignment. I think I can be pretty intense and don’t do well with surface-level connections.

Any insights would be greatly appreciated!

Curious how this would be interpreted using modern astrology, any insights are appreciated!🙏🏻

I saw this post, and it got me thinking about the viability and the significance of man-made sattelites as astrological bodies. A few things I’d consider when understanding their potential roles:

- Their speed/proximity to Earth: the moon is the fastest moving planet in astrology, but man-made satellites largely revolve much faster, about 16 times a day at low Earth orbit, though obviously less for those that are further away. Even the angles rotate through a chart around once a day. What’s the significance of an object that moves so quickly and so closely to the planet?
- Their purpose(s): in pragmatic terms, what were they created for, and what do they do? Also the strength of the technologies they use, when they were created, what companies or infrastructure on Earth benefits from/relies on them, etc.
- (this is a bit more out there) the “Gods” they represent: astrological bodies are often tied to specific deities or figures in different religions. Assuming satellites reflect a new human-made age, I could see a future (albeit a pretty terrifying one) where AI reached AGI, and some worship them as some kind of figurehead, as some freaks and tech oligarchs already do. Obviously not as clear cut, considering AI isn’t localized in satellites, nor is there a 1-to-1 correlation between satellites and specific AI models, let alone tech companies that own them and the data centers, but in a similar vein, asteroids aren’t all seen as equally important, and perhaps some satellites are more relevant to that question than others.

Bear in mind, this is a thought exercise. Just wanted to see what others’ thoughts on this might be, if there’s a world where astrology takes man-made satellites into consideration

i dabble in music from time to time, but i mainly produce, and lately i've been feeling really discouraged about where i'm going with it. i recently had a falling-out with a gemini i helped build up creatively.. they're doing well now, but they expected me to keep producing/writing for them for free, and i realized i can't keep pouring my energy into someone else's career like that. i've had a few encounters in the past with successful groups/artists in my scene, but i've also been shunned or pushed away before because i wasn't taken seriously and was kind of seen as an outcast!!

i work mostly within a niche online underground music scene, but people from this scene do sometimes gain real recognition and build careers, so i know it's possible. i've been thinking about networking more and actually putting myself out there (which i find really just scary to do.. it makes me really nervous LOL) instead of working independently and disappearing.

does my chart show potential for music/creative work, and when might i start seeing more visibility, connections, opportunities, or momentum? i'm especially curious if there's a period coming up where my career could really start picking up!! <3

tysmmm:))

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