It's no use. You will NEVER break「THE CHAIN」

Stand Name: The Chain

Reference: The Chain (Song by Fleetwood Mac)

Type: Close Range

Form: Natural Humanoid

Apperance: Light blue with chains coming out of its wrists, ankles, and middle back. Has purple chain-link markings on its body, and in the middle of its heart has a faded, broken heard enveloped in chains (markings). Has a mask-like feature on its face with eyes (think d4c lt) with 2 crossed chains securing it on. Wears a wispy crown of chains.

Ability: Can extend, attach, and manipulate the chains on its wrists, ankles, and back (2 chains on each wrist and ankle, and 6 chains on back with 3 on the left and 3 on the right). These chains cannot be broken unless the user wills them to break. Additionally, any force that hits the chains gets absorbed by the chains, and can be redirected through the chains (such as the user pulling a chain to store up kinetic energy, then releasing it by firing one of the links). 

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 — 9 days ago

THIS MOTHER FUCKER

So I'm playing Rainmaker and we're losing 40 something to 7. Then we get into their base and we get a wipeout after I pop tri splashdown and kill 3 people. The path to the end is wide fucking open. And then THIS MOTHER FUCKER ON OUR TEAM GRABS THE FUCKING RAINMAKER AND STARTS. FUCKING. GOING. BACKWARDS. WE HAD A CHANCE TO FUCKING WIN AND THEN SOME DUMBFUCK ON OUR TEAM BOTCHES IT. I GENUINELY COULDN'T TELL IF THEY WERE FUCKING SABOTAGING OR JUST AN ACTUAL IDIOT. BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER THREW SO HARD I GENUINELY ALMOST SNAPPED MY SWITCH 2 IN HALF LIKE A GOD DAMN GLOWSTICK.

Edit: Remembered wrong, the three person kill was not with splashdown, I just fucking shot them.

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 — 12 days ago

Is anyone else having CONSTANT CONNECTION ISSUES EVERY FUCKING GAME?

I have queued into about 10 turf war battles in the past hour or so, and in like fucking EIGHT OF THEM I HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED DUE TO CONNECTION ISSUES EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FUCKING WIFI. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING.

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 — 23 days ago

Who the FUCK was in charge of scaling Splatoon Raiders bro (gonna try to spoiler anything but still spoilering to be safe)

The game before the final boss honestly feels pretty balanced (at least on normal). There's some easy stages and some FUCKING BULLSHIT stages, but for the most part it's balanced. And then you get to the postgame and all of a sudden fuck you everything now two shots you. Oh you hit the level and weapon upgrade cap? Too fucking bad because everything else is going to keep scaling past that. Want a good five star weapon so you can keep upgrading it past 5+? Nah, good luck with that. And also good luck figuring out what the FUCK you are supposed to do or where you are supposed to go because everything feels like repeatedly bashing your head against a fucking wall and the game gives you not even a HINT as to what the FUCK you are supposed to do. Who. The. Actual. Fuck. Balanced. This. Bullshit.

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 — 24 days ago

Shower Story: Post Apocalypse Waffle House

So, I was just in the shower, thinking out loud to myself as I usually do. And as I usually do when thinking out loud to myself, my thoughts went from one thing to another and then eventually I had the following idea based on the joke that Waffle House never closes:

The setting is post-apocalyptic (The kind with monsters that aren't exactly zombies but are horde like swarming creatures). In this post-apocalyptic setting lies what the story would focus on: A Waffle House that isn't just still functioning, but fully functioning in the middle of seemingly nowhere that many people pass by while trying to seek shelter. Some grab something to eat and go. Some stay for a little while. Some stay permanently and just join the staff. I don't exactly have much of an idea of what the plot would be past that, I just wanted to write this down and see what y'all thought.

TL;DR, a story revolving around a fully functioning Waffle House in a post-apocalyptic world with monsters. What do y'all think?

P.S. Yes, there would be a manditory fight scene with the janitor kicking ass. Why? Because it would be awesome that's why.

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u/ExtensionAwkward546 — 1 month ago