Who’s a character you played, and now can turn into chopped liver?

Who’s a character you played, and now can turn into chopped liver?

I got 23 reps STRAIGHT with kyoshin and now it’s a party whenever I play against them. I feel like there’s only three ways to play Kyoshin, and they’re all uber vulnerable to guard breaks. I’ve also heard the same about Orochi being readable once you’ve played them. Who are you cooking?

u/FATT-TOFU — 13 days ago
▲ 236 r/BlackLawAdmissions+1 crossposts

Cycle recap

Hello, I was the recipient of a scholarship which paid for all of my law school applications, which is why I spread my applications so far and wide. I was also a fee waiver candidate, which I used to pay for three(3) applications above the threshold for the scholarship to pay it. I am a Black male with a rather low GPA for my target schools, and a not so good reason for having the lower GPA but I did write an addendum. Law School Data helped me a lot when I was in the early and middle stages of my applications, so I figured I would share it here to help any others that may be looking forward. My softs are high T3, founder of a small 501(c) non-profit geared toward helping those who have been diagnosed with cancer and are going through chemotherapy for the first time. Work history as a nationally registered EMT and tour guide at international civil rights museum, hoping to go into healthcare law. I will answer almost any questions you have via direct message, but I will preemptively answer any I expect below, and may edit if some questions become common.

Yes I did consider attending all of the schools I applied to, and withdrew the same day I knew I wouldn’t attend. I was hoping to get a full ride to a school in t50 to avoid debt, that did not happen.

I did not accept offers from Duke or UChicago, I am still on Stanford waitlist.

Yes I wrote ALL optional essays, including addendums.

u/FATT-TOFU — 13 days ago

My bookmark has a pretty good tan.

I used to work at a gas station and I kept the receipt from a gambler I was friends with to use as a bookmark. She used to play this many pick 3’s every day. Over 4 years it has become tanned(sunburned?) by the sun.

u/FATT-TOFU — 19 days ago

If you off today you a BITCH

I’m gonna crash out. blocking anybody who’s having fun off work today. hot as a MF. 98 degrees I’m sweating through everything I’m wearing. I wish I could put my titties in a ponytail it’s so humid. The air outside got the consistency of chicken broth I feel a damn turkey sausage in the microwave. My steering wheel is a cast iron skillet and my seatbelt choking me to death. I climbed three flights of apartment stairs and swear I saw God. My socks are wet. My shirt is wet. My ass is wet. My soul is wet. The weather app says “feels like 104” and if you stop me and try to talk to me today I’m tweaking on you. Also FUCK DR ELSEYS I better not find that shit on my truck today or I’m crashing out. If you’re in a gas van today I am so sorry please just lock in for me pookie it’ll be over soon.

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u/FATT-TOFU — 2 months ago

Don’t EVER order a football off of Amazon.

And if you do, you better hope I’m not the one delivering that mf. Because imma DELIVER that thang if you know what I mean. I’m stiff arming yo wife, I’m hurdling yo dog, AND I’m throwing yo cat (fuck Dr. Elsey’s).

u/FATT-TOFU — 3 months ago

Fuck you and fuck yo cat too.

All this damn cat litter. 500 cats and I can’t even pet one, and why is your house so damn dirty? Maybe you need to order a damn vacuum instead of two heavy ass boxes of Dr. Elsey’s every week. Next time I get a third floor apartment with five boxes of this litter I’m pissing in it myself. Your porch smells like cat piss and you probably do too. I know one of these cats is paying rent because ain’t no human living like this voluntarily. Every step up these stairs sounds like I’m hauling concrete mix for a feline construction project. And why do all cat people open the door like they’re surprised? B****, you ordered 84 pounds of sand for that 900 year old raccoon you can’t let go of. DAMN this shit is heavy it’s 94 degrees outside and Dr. Elsey if you’re reading this FUCK YOU TOO.

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u/FATT-TOFU — 3 months ago
▲ 1.4k r/golf

Hole-in-one dilemma.

I am a 26 handicap playing the game of my life. I have played the whole round (up to #17) with one ball and I hit my first hole in one on the par 3 #17 to bring my total score up to 93 before the par 5 18th hole. The question is, would you play the last hole with this ball so you can say you broke 100 for the first time, got your first hole in one, and kept a ball for the whole round for the the first time ALL IN ONE GAME???? Decide what you would do before I tell you what I did in the comments.

u/FATT-TOFU — 3 months ago