
Red Salamander (Pseudotriton ruber)
Found this little guy in the middle of the road. I moved him to a nice little puddle out of danger though! 😃

Found this little guy in the middle of the road. I moved him to a nice little puddle out of danger though! 😃
Took a lot longer than it should have. I hooked it four times before I realized I had attractive hook instead of advanced drag. Reeled it in first try after switching. For anyone going for it be sure to check your rods! 😜
As we begin the summer season and things start to really heat up, I’d like to give a friendly reminder to all you nasty fucks out there to wash your musty asses! When I can smell you from 10 feet away as you walk by; not only is this fucking disgusting, but I’d consider it to be olfactory assault. When you smell so bad that it gives me a literal headache, I think everyone can agree there is a major problem there. In conclusion, please don’t come into work smelling like fucking shit. Not only is it rude and inconsiderate; but most of all, it’s fucking nasty!
Also I totally endorse this message 🫡