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▲ 136 r/ItEndsWithLawsuits

Cheaper to keep up appearances

I think they probably would have divorced by now... but its cheaper to keep stay together.

Let me explain...

* they've spent A LOT of money

* they've LOST a ton of brand value, upon which the financial value of their individual and joint forays are based

* DIVORCE MEANS DISCOVERY, which neither of them want, and Blake's fully prepared for a nasty fight.

* children make a clean split difficult.

* LAWYERS FEES, most of which like the retainer need to be paid up front.

Idk.... he's probably moved on to Rob Mac, who is n himself checked out.

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u/FashionBusking — 3 days ago
▲ 319 r/GrumpyBabyBirds+1 crossposts

not as grumpy visibly, but still pretty angry. [wildlife rehab patient]

[this is a wildlife rehab patient, who is kept under all associated permits & licenses. it is not a pet, do not attempt at home.]

our first subadult barn owl :) we normally have like 20 by now so maybe this season will be a bit quieter... not. this guy is in with our resident who fosters babies for us ❤️ wish us luck for the season picking up!

u/FashionBusking — 9 days ago
▲ 66 r/HilariaBaldwin

For reasons of cannabis and pepino solidarity... I have found a new pepino l in the form of a former paparazzi. Here's some tidbits from our convo about what she finds HILARious about her TIDAL WAVE OF FAKE PAP PICS.

* Basically... Alec is the celeb, not her.

* thanks to social media and telephoto lenses technology.... the need to "actively chase" ANY celeb is greatly diminished.

* Most profitable paparazzi work in teams, to capture images that WILL PAY.

* Pics that Pay are narrow... EXTREMELY current events, celebrities in CURRENT news/controversies, celebs actively doing stupid shit, red carpets.... Hilaria is not in that list.

* DEMAND: if the paparazzi/paparazzi team doesn't think and image will sell, they're not going to invest in taking the picture... AT ALL. Paps get emails, get on group chats with other paps and news seekers... There is ZERO demand for her images, so the idea she might be chased is dumb.

* Paparazzi are people who need to eat too. Some make more money in 2026 working a side gig for influencers as photographers than on the pap stroll. Paparazzi now compete with businesses (who use social media) in a certain regard.

She gets paps... when Alec gets paps.

Anyways... We are critiquing the first long form video on Pepino Farms over a joint.... the time Hilaria Baldwin's emotional support accent made its DEBUT to the United Nations

PEAK GRIFTING RIGHT THERE.

u/FashionBusking — 19 days ago