u/Fit_Air3725

DUDE SERIOUSLY STOP
You know I’ve heard EVERYTHING all this time because your phone was near?
YES I KNOW YOU’VE TURNED IT OFF
BUT THE GASTER HAD DECIDED TO MAKE IT MAGIC
I mean it’s not like I have something against it… Specifically after we… Whatever
I mean dude I haven’t seen your brother for like 5 years and you’re teasing me LIKE THAT
Please AT LEAST LEAVE YOUR PHONE FURTHER FROM YOU WHILE… UUUURRRRGGGHHHH

Why did you turn away? Is there any other way to brush my back? OH I-i-i’m about my fur! Well you know I am reindeer myself, and we have uhhh… Moulting season… Fwahaha don’t be silly, Kris!

Uh yeahh mmm feels so good…
a bit harder Kris… Why you laughing? Let me better lie on your knees, yeah, that’s better
Kris y’know, not only my back is moulting… yeah I’m about my tummy…

OH KRIS EASIER, let me guide your hand… like this, gentle! Kris, it’s girl’s tummy, mmm… a bit upper… fwahaha you are blushing SO hard! Kris, my eyes here, Kris, I know you wanna… let me… feel it? Aren’t they soft, mmm?))) you may go also… yeah there, Kris… you know reindeers also act differently while moulting…

Creak

Now I am on top! Fwahaha! You are so weak actually, pathetic human… You know Kris, if I’ll want I could do anything I want with you…

Kiss

Why are you blushing so much? I know you too well, Kris, I saw how you were looking at me all this time… Playing as I ain’t noticing it was funny! Yea you feel it Kris, so soft touching doe’s breast, isn’t it... and I’m feeling you’re there not so soft… relax and enjoy, lucky human… oh I see you’re getting involved, pervert… OH, YOU’RE calling ME pervert? Bad puppy!

Slap

Bad dog! You.. liked it? Pfw… Ow, I thought it would be bigge… ouh ok not gonna lie… it’s…
Oh… Mmm Kris… chill, hybrids are impossible, didn’t you know?… Wait what are youuuOOUU

Creak

Alright you’re not that weak… Oh Kris yeah like that… you like to shove your fingers in my mouth… oh Kris… so sweet… cum inside you abject… UUHHH KRIISSS

>!(It’s vanilla for healing soul after horrible stuff…)!<
We went on a date during festival, really early on its beginning, and it was extremely fun!
First of all we wanted to buy some food because we didn’t even have breakfast, some weird guy wanted… gold for his food? Weirdly he decided to give it for free to us, it was weird but tasty, like onion and octopus in the same time
After you led me to the ferris wheel, it started like always, with your stupid jokes, but somehow it ended really romantically, we even went there second time, and kissed there, remember? Poor skeleton had to interrupt the best french kiss we’ve ever had, but who was listening to him fwahaha… He did WHAT to your mom? Uh anyway…
The funniest part was bobbing the apple! It was hard to beg you for that, because you are really bad at this! You didn’t catch a single one! But I di-i-id and won a prize! Giant plush apple that I gave you
You called me a cheater because of my muzzle fwahaha and that i’ll eat you
Oh and about eating you
After all we decided to have a sleepover at your house
My mom to my surprise allowed me to go
Your went to see your brother…
And we stayed alone
We even didn’t try to pretend that we need 2 beds)))
Firstly we were just cuddling, it was so cute… you are so warm Kris, you know? And soft, thanks your mom for all those pies:)
But at one moment you randomly kissed me… and after I did... We had kissed before, but it was just… different… and during all this I accidentally
put my hand between your legs.. jeez Kris…
Y’know, I’ve never honestly was a big fan of pyjamas, but seems like was becoming a fan of… something else… eating you was actually lovely, you were so awkward fwahaha, and you asked me to try something new, how didja call it… 67? Fwahaha
Anyway it was godly good, the nicest thing I’ve ever experienced, I finally understood what IS an orgasm
After we both finished (it tasted weird but i liked it) we were just lying, hugging and loving each other… and after this you jumped and were searching something into your brother’s nightstand and found there what you wanted.. a condom
Actually I was nerving a bit but really wanted to experience this… for the first time… with you
You entered gently and slowly, just as I asked, you actually did something as I asked you to, wow… it was a bit discomfort and even a bit painfull at the beginning, but after time… oh god… i was lying on my back and couldn’t believe it was really happening… you were sooo good, Kris
All I wanted was to this was endless… I REALLY love you Kris… It was wonderful… Thank you.. we probably should repeat it again…
>!(And I had after this a REALLY weird dream where you gave me some kind of potion… just hope I’ll forget it…)!<

r/Fwahaha: Kris, remember how we almost committed suicide?

r/fwahaha2: Kris, remember how you creampied my pussy but nothing happened after?

r/nsfwahaha: I’m literally dead useless subreddit xd

We were feeling wonderful
You were so fast
I almost finished and called you Krissy
And you just… stopped
Left the room and I heard you were crying
Why?
All I remember is Dess used to call you in that way
Is it somehow connected? Wanna talk? I didn’t come after this btw;(

I drew the cat’s antennae and eyes upper
Fwahaha so funny
Starting understand why people call it in this way
Wanna pet it, Kris?
Deer’s puss fwahaha meow

In one moment you asked me to call you they/them, Dess reacted for some reason a bit weird, hmmm…

Anyway I remember how I’ve became angry at you for your stupid prank with weird milk and said

“It’s not something boys should do” and you just slapped my ass! And after I repeated it, and again, and again…

Fwahahaha you’re a really weird boy, aren’t you, Kris?))

I WANT TO FIGHT THE NAZIS THE COMMIES THE LIBERALS AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO DO 100 LANDINGS USE ALL OF MY 1000 STRAT BOMBERS AND MENAGE AL MY 4 FIELDMARSHALS ON ALL CONTINENTS: EUROPE ASIA AMERICA AFRICA I WANT WAAAAR WAR I FUCKING LOVE THE WAR TOTALLEN KRIEG OF 21ST CENTURY NUKE TACTICALLY EVERYONE HERE’S ONLY ONE CORRECT WAY TO LIVE AND I’LL SHOW YOU IT I WANT 20 YEARS OF STRAIGHT CONTINUOUS WAR WAAAAR KILL