BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Republicans Reveal New Congressional Map
In page 7482 of 19834 of the massive “Fuck You and Die” bill passed by the state house this Wednesday, North Carolina Republicans have once again redrawn the state’s congressional maps. Due to the recent overturning of Section 2 of the Voting Rights Act by the Supreme Court, North Carolina republicans finally have the ability to draw an entirely fair, and perfectly reasonable map of the state’s congressional districts. The map keeps alike areas together, as well as provides fair and equal representation for minority groups. The bill that this map was passed under, also includes many new popular and progressive laws, such as: “ANY PERSONS CAUGHT TAMPERING WITH FLOCK CAMERA SYSTEMS SHALL BE PUNISHED WITH 13 LASHES TO THE TORSO, IN NO REGARD TO CONSTITUTIONAL LAW. (NC-GS-1738)” and “ANY PERSONS CAUGHT IN POSSESSION OF CANNABIS SHALL BE BRANDED ON ANY PART OF THE BODY OF THEIR CHOICE WITH THE TEN COMMANDMENTS, THEN SUBSEQUENTLY BANISHED TO RANDOLPH COUNTY PERMANENTLY. (NC-GS-666420.) The bill comes as a major pre-midterm win for Republicans, as they seek to make the state a better place for both residents, and AI data centers.