hemlo bootiful frens
none soo today acoz look what me an bubba thor gotted! noo climey fing specially fur us! now we can clime teh walls! i so egg sited i neber coming down!
lub form loki god ob crimz an climing
xoxo
sowwy he fat an he black an he sitted in teh winbow
i do bapbap now to mayke him moobe
lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo
HAI FRENS
HERE IN TEH YOOKAY TEH DUM DUM HOOMANS HAS NO PIME MINSTER FUR LIKE TOO HOURS WILE MINE MAMA SEZ THEY PLAY MOOSIKAL CHURRUS AGEN.
SO ME AN MINE BUBBA LOKI MAYKE AN ANARKISS REBBELYON. WE WILL TAKE OBER FORM TEH HOOMANS AN ROOL THEM AS IS OURS DIBINE KITTY RITE.
WE PROMISE FREE TREETS FOR EBRYKITTY! FREE MOUSIES! AN NONE MORE BORTHOLE BIOLASHUNS!
TEH REBBELYON HAS BEGUN!
FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN AN PIME MINSTER OB YOOKAY
lub form loki god ob crimz an pime minster ob yookay dont listen to him i are in charje xoxo
I'm not really feeling it anymore, can I just pop to the Job Centre or something and hand my adulthood over? Can I get an appointed guardian? I don't need help using scissors or anything, but someone to pay the mortgage and pop the bins out would be grand.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the garden, blowing bubbles and eating my own bodyweight in Skittles until bedtime.
Ta.
I was watching Twilight and came so hard looking at this
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When Twilight was released nobody criticised the actors at all. I used to think that Divergent was peak but then I saw this 😍😍😍😍
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Which brings me to my question: are the books just as perfect as the movies? I’m halfway through the first movie and both Bella and Edward seem so natural, especially Bella's phenomenal range of facial expressions. Like, they just sit together once and now she’s his “friend”? And then suddenly Edward starts acting protective towards her?? It’s not even a week since she’s been here and these guys are already sharing secrets and feeling protective of each other. Romance at it's finest.
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Should I buy every printed version of all of the books right now? Or should I hold out for the F*iry L*0t spr*yed ed*e (sorry IDK what's been copyr*ghted this week) version?
Every spring I tell myself I should do something with the garden, then I blink and it's June!
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I'm in Devon, it must be cat friendly, and I have the total opposite of green fingers, so it needs to be low maintenance or I will kill it!
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Any input or advice would be appreciated. I'm open to any and all ideas.
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Thanks.
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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164365163?currencyCode=GBP#/?channel=OVERSEAS
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Surprisingly large for a one bedroom flat too! Not sure about the structural integrity though, and I'm not sold on the lack of roof. Also think I heard a few people died here back in the day.
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is mine gotcha dae! i hab had mine hoomans fur elebenty-purple billionty furebers (too yeers)!
i hab growed form illegal smol to big angy tigey but i still dentify as illegal smol acoz this meen i are too smol to be rested fur mine crimz wich are many
i looks forwards to mayking all many more crimz fur an too mine hoomans
go crimz!
lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo
HEMLO FRENS
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STAY HYDRAMETERED
DIS HAS BIN AN NOUNCEMENT FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN
HAI FRENS
TODAY I MEET MINE BEHABE THE-PURRIST. SHE BERY NICE LADY. SHE GIB MINESELF TREETS AN PETS AN TELLED ME I GUD BOY AN SHE EBEN HAS **HOLE POCKET FULL OB TREETS!!!** DAT SHE TAKE EBRYWHERES!!! SHE TEH BESTEST.
MOST BESTEREST OB ALL SHE SAY DAT MINE STINKY BUBBA LOKI IS AN PORBLEM! I LUB HER ACOZ SHE IS SO RITE!!!
akshually she sed dat thor is an porblem too - lub form loki xoxo
GO WAY STINKY I ARE TALKINGG!!! AND DEN WEN SHE LEFT MAMA AN BOY-MAMA WENTED OUT IN THE VROOM VROOM AN CAMED BACK WIF NEW TREETS! AN A NEW PUZZEL FEEDER FOR ME!!! I LUB THE-PURRIST.
WANT SOO FUR BEHABE THE-PURRIST COME BACK EBRY DAY FOREBER. EBEN THO SHE TELL ME STOP BAP BAP STINKY BROFUR.
FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN
(forbidden hooman: Dumb and Dumber haven't been getting along so we hired a behaviour therapist. Please wish us and our bank balance well 🤣)
hiss! go way mummie dis onlee fur kitties!
lub form loki god ob crimz xoxo
HAI FRENS
I IN TRUBBLE! I GO OUSSIDE PLACE. WAS NICE. I DEZIDE TO TAKE OFF MINE ITCHY NECK STRANGLEMER JEE-PEE-ESS DEBICE AN THROW IN BUSH.
MINE DADDIE WENT LOOK FOR IT. THORT IT WAS IN NEYBOR MANS BERY OBERGROWN GARDEN FULL OB BUGS. DADDEE SPEND MANY FUREBERS LOOK FOR IT. DADDIE GET MANY CUTS AN SCRATCHEES ALL OBER HIS ARM AN PAWS.
MAMA HAS NOW FINDED IT IN OBBER NAYBOR MANS NICE NEAT GARBEN.
DADDIE IS NO HAPPY BOUT DIS. MAMA THINKS IS FUNNYEST THING I EBER DONED. BUT SHE SAY I OWE DADDIE ALL OB TEH TREETS NAOW???
GO CRIMEZ
FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN