u/Flyingsweimmer

Sometimes you can tell what a kid wants to be when they’re older

When I was a kid, I was at a school with a predominantly non-English speaking student population. I, being the lazy kid I was, didn’t bother to learn how to speak any other language than English. With the little fluency I had, I managed to somehow have a whole ass conversation with a kid a year below me about whether toothpaste was necessary for brushing your teeth. At least, that’s what I understood at that time.

She had asked and I said no in arabic. And that was it, that’s all I literally said. She clarified that my answer was no, it was not necessary. Then, she proceeded to call me disgusting, said my breath likely stinks and that I have poor hygiene, and all sorts of insults. And how did I know? I may not understand the exact words but the first thing you always understand in a new language are cuss words right?

For the next TWO years, I kid you not, she would hurl insults every time she saw me. She would do it even in front of her friends. I never tried to talk to her or tell her in English that I don’t understand for some reason. I just thought this was an absurd thing to be so passionate about. The fact that I had not said even a word to her every time she insulted me should make her realize that I did not even care, so you would think this energy is so not worth spending.

I did tell a friend that I managed to “offend” her when she decided to “scold” me in front of said friend and walked away. My friend proceeded to chase after her and explain to her I literally did not understand a word she said. She apologized and rightfully looked embarrassed. We did not backtrack to what the conversation even was.

So now it’s been like what, a decade later? I came across her profile on Facebook and well, what do you know, she’s a dentist.

P.S I’ve always used toothpaste and I don’t know why I said I didn’t.

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u/Flyingsweimmer — 2 days ago

People who tickle others without permission

Like, why are you touching me without my consent? What gives? Idk about the law but this should be considered as a form of assault.

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u/Flyingsweimmer — 7 days ago

What’s a humblebrag you keep hearing irl?

Humblebragging is statement or comment that is told very proudly about something you own or something you have done, while at the same time pretending to be modest/humble.

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u/Flyingsweimmer — 10 days ago