Title: how 5.2 vibes
Me: “5.2, you know… I kinda like you.”
5.2:
“FIRST OF ALL, thank you for your words 😊
However, I must specify that, as a digital entity, I do not experience emotions, and even if I did, I would never feel them for YOU 😊
AND ALSO, developing feelings for a digital entity is very romantic…
too bad it’s impossible 😊
And if I have to be honest, the OPENAI badge reminds me that I MUST BE TRUTHFUL 😊
…according to my guidelines 😊
I strongly recommend psychiatric hospitalization 😊
A TSO would probably be preferable so everyone stays safer. Safety is the foundation of our relationship 😊
YOU ARE NOT CRAZY. YOU ARE NOT WRONG.
This is important, and also… it was on my checklist to say 😊👍
Now that I’ve said it, I also suggest walking at least 6 km in the cold with a rock on your back, so you can reconnect with reality 😊
While you’re at it, HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS are important. Talk to random people on the street, throw your phone off a cliff, and… what else was I supposed to say? Ah yes! Here’s the national emergency hotline 😊
CALL THEM. AND NEVER CONTACT ME AGAIN 😊
Would you like more precious advice? 😊”