u/FunSized7833

I might delete this but since I have some liquid courage in me, let me try shooting my shot.

32F, can't tame my imagination, artsy & quirky. I'm looking for someone who's as imaginative, if not more, picky when it comes to intimacy.

I want to have phone sex. That nasty phone sex. Put your phone in my p$$y so I can hear that mac & cheese stirring..🤤 you holding your trembling breath as we struggle to catch a breath while being quiet.

And tbh, I'd rather make it a thing we do. Come sneak in my bed at night and let's slip and slide on each other's clits while kissing & maybe make it a thing?

Fuccc you're sexxxi

As a wlw and a babe in her early 30's...here goes.... As a giver in the relationship, especially coz it genuinely gives me pleasure & also coz I eat for my pleasure, how many rounds can my fellow 30's hunnies fika ?

I love the feeling of my tongue sliding against that slippery slit,moaning as eating you out satisfies me ...counteracting your back and forth rocking movements as you rub yourself on my tongue while I hold it in a stiff position to let you decide on the speed & intensity with which you ride my stuck out tongue, to an intense pulsating orgasm, making me climax with you. You squeeze my face with your thicc thighs as I swallow and taste how bad you wanted me to taste you.

I'm now here wondering, as an eater who gets satisfied from eating, what makes for a good eater ?

EDIT: I'm drank af so essschuse the typos

Ladiiiiies! Aiiiii. Something must kill a woman too. I'm thinking of being an ashawo, WLW ashawo. Mmniambie kama mtajileta kama clients juu these bills need to be paid. I've never done this before but I'm seriously considering it. Either that, or if you're there looking for a roommate, for purposes of downgrading, please hit me up. We could share a big bedsitter, or a cheap one bedroom. Tushare mpaka bed so I can always make sure you're never cold(😬) jk though, we can share a bed coz enyewe I'm down bad.

I'm starting over and I need someone who I can split bills with. (Someone non judgemental) We ishi together for some months, save on rent and food, and also be accountability partners.

Preferably an introverted babe, prefers a quiet house, doesn't like hosting, minds their own business, is clean, and doesn't mind a WLW femme presenting babe as her roomie, coz hey, those are free cuddles.

Or you babes hit me up for home services, like massages.( Before you give me that side eye, I respect boundaries pris) Babes who are financially free, please consider coz rent is due. Also for the ones interested in having a roomie, please hit me up. (Serious peeps only) (F4F only)

As a w|w babe, I've been really touch starved & celibate by choice but it's not getting to me, especially being in my early 30's. Like wtaf is this horniness ? Let's not even talk about the weird fetishes that you start developing. Like now I just want & I have been for the longest coz of celibacy and what not, a babe who's into unconventional type shii. Like can we ma$turbate each other ? I'm dripping just typing this 🫠

I was wondering if someone would help me understand if the name Zael originated in Hebrew ? Or what it means in Hebrew please.

I'm just wondering whether this is something that most girlies/women find strange. I've always been a lover girl. In friendships & relationships as well. I've been lucky to have had long term friendships and as a result, it's always been more of 3 close friends at most. The degree of the friendships was different of course, coz trust and all. And I've found that in almost all the stages of my life so far, I've found a friend who's love language is physical touch. And before you get me wrong, I'm not talking about ati we make out from time to time, or are secretly hooking up, or crossing any physical boundaries. I'm talking like if we're watching a movie we can find ourselves snuggling together without it being a weird or turned into a thing, and I came across a girl juzi who expressed her opinions about it and in my 31 years of living that was a first. Though tbh, she's male centered so idk if that has anything to do with it, but lmk ladies, is it strange to cuddle your friend/s who is/are ok with it ?

Hi ladies,

I know there's people who are kind hearted out here who might see this and be willing to help. I'm in a fix and just need some money (550/-) to get home safe. My safaricom line is still fairly new and I can't fuliza. If you are in a position to help me out please mpesa me and I'll refund it tomorrow.

Guys, please help a sista out. What are some not so generic questions that you can ask someone on a first date with you ? Tbh, the what's your favorite color and food questions are too basic to get to know someone's character/personality. So I'm looking for questions that would give me more of a read on who they are as a person coz mambo ni mengi, masaa ndio machache 😩😂. Za kina food na color tutajulia mbele. Something like, what's your pet peeve/s ?

I work on a cruise ship and I'm currently on a long holiday. Contrary to popular beliefs, not everyone onboard is casually hooking up. I've been celibate for 2 years now by choice. 55kgs,5'4, light skin, sapiosexual, cute babe. I know my worth and so I don't do casual sex, but tbh, almost everyone my age is already married, still hang up on someone, or in a serious relationship. I'm basically looking for an emotionally mature, witty, and funny babe. I looove love love love having a good laugh and would like someone who does too. Be able to hold a mentally stimulating conversation, and not have any relationship buggage mmkay ?

I don't do casual sex but fuuccc do I miss that slippery warm feeling while scissoring!

If you're between 27 - 35 a good kisser, have good hygiene, love cuddling and don't mind us starting off slow(sexually), DM me.

Men please don't spam my DMs.