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Doing Eros because someone told me to, and bored af. And I have no idea how many edits this will have — the last one has 11, which is kinda stupidly interesting and let me go on a deep dive after a bit of random shit. We rate him because I can. Yahhaaaa 😈😈

Also idkw, but that thing has 3 shares and 6 comments. Like what? Because I don't think it’s too unhinged to share, and the other very random thought-processes document about me being me is kinda not exactly posting material because it’s currently 30k+ characters.

Starting with the facts bro gave me: he is the god of homosexuality, so basically Eros is now my bro. And please help my bi ass pull some women. Please. Why the hell do you not bless me with your presence? I need you. And kinda that fact that you like honey — please bring some of that too. Because I think this guy is a homie. He’s basically me, but god. Even though I am a Hecate kid or whatever the spelling is (my intro to Greeks was Percy Jackson & the Olympians), and considering I have changed from Athena to Hermes to Hecate, currently I feel like being Eros’s kid is the popular/fun kid at camp.

Lol, he’s Cupid, dude. This is funny because I don’t ever think Eros can be hot. I imagine him as a 2-foot-tall chubby kid with a single tooth sucking on his thumb, throwing childlike innocent love because, dude, come on — if love actually was given logically, there wouldn’t be heartbreak, death, and a lot of other bullshit. So yeah, that thing is a kid, which means I can’t smash or pass him because I ain't Jeffrey Epstein. But maybe I just can’t because somehow he’s also kinda the god of 69. But he rn feels like a chill guy, as in the best chill guy.

Edit — turns out this idiot turned into Cupid later, so I can sexualize him. But bro, sex can’t give knowledge unless it’s prostitution because, come on, they were some of the best manipulators and, much in manipulative fashion, emotionally unstable. And another funny thing about Eros: he’s the kid of Ares and Aphrodite, which is my fav ship. And now he and Ares are my fav father-son duo, where both are a smash, and so is the mother lol. The nuclear family is collectively a smash, except a foursome is not exactly romantic material.

The gods, however — you already know bro’s a side character, but works for me tbh. The mains are already pretty loud.bNow, he is said to love his wife. I don’t have the story, so that will have to wait, but for some reason his sculptures kinda remind me of the nude sketch I have somewhere, which is funny because male nude art disgusts me on a very great level. And well, turns out Aphrodite being jealous made him fall in love, and for once this idiot is naive — much unlike Greek gods.

The question is: is he a bro or a hoe...

Edit1 Oh wait, read the story that idiot is a lover boy and a green flag, just like his father. And kinda actually right about the “love can’t dwell” thing is suspicious. Seems like the Bridgerton version of gods with the classic breakup-and-patch-up trope. Too good to smash lol. I need to stop smash-passing him.

But he’s like the dream boyfriend, kinda how Ares is the dream husband. And well, Hades is okay, but the way he started the relationship by kidnapping his wife isn’t really ideal — good by Greek god standards, but Eros and Ares are the irl-and-book-boyfriend top 1% standard.

Here's a list of those I already know Hindi (dominant by birth){all dilactes understood/across time depending on how pure it is spoken }

Pahadi (known age 12-14)

Sanskrit (basic grammar and words9-12)

English (dominant) {all accents and styles/only till victorian or

shakespean era age 4}

Punjabi (known randomly age 14)

Urdu (understand spawned from Hindi then just came)

Rajasthani (understand ages 12-13)

Gujrati (understand age 13)

Marathi (understand age 14)

German (learning ages 11...14)

Spanish (learning ages 11.... 13)

Japeneese (learning ages 13...)

*...... Means took a pause