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Does anyone else forget that northerners are deathly afraid of swamp puppies
like genuinely how is they scary I don’t get it
edit: let me explain what I mean here because a lot of people seem not to understand, im wary of them and aware of my surroundings if im near like swamp (as most people should be) but im simply just not DEATHLY afraid of them.
edit 2: appearantly all “deathly afraid” means is that your afraid of something killing you. I thought it just meant like really really scared of something. Also I had no idea that that girl got her arms ripped off I wasn’t trying to be insensitive sorry
I think I found the way to determine the south. I am still open to criticism and counterpoints
After months of research and hearing many different opinions I think I got something pretty good. As the title says im still open to criticism.
i wont be explain tier 4 and 3 because they’re obvious.
tier 4, aka the deep south:
-mississippi
-louisiana
-alabama
-georgia
-south carolina
tier 3:
-arkansas
-tennesee
-north carolina
-virginia
tier 2:
-west virginia, very culturally southern state but a different type of southern, south appalachia southern
-kentucky, it Is southern but not tier 3 or 4 level southern, I may be wrong about this (correct me if so)
-texas, mainly its own culture and the east isnt southern but still shares southern characteristics regardless
-florida, ive spent like almost my entire life here, and likewise texa, its mainly it’s own culture but still shows southern characteristics and historically has been considered southern
tier 1:
-Maryland, I was born here. it’s most commonly considered midatlantic but I believe certain areas, such as the delmarva peninsula and more rural parts are atleast tier 1 southern. although a state having a southern accent (which maryland doesnt) can be a good way to determine it I don’t believe that should be a deciding factor. its been historically considered southern until only fairly recently and also the mason-dixie line.
-delaware, like maryland, similar arguments can be made. Such as the mason-dixie line.
-oklahoma, they have a lot of similarities with texas in ways so it feels wrong for them not to atleast get tier 1
-missouri, although controversial and mainly midwestern, the southern parts can be southern and historically the state was considered southern and a former slave state
There are rumors going that Dr. Poi Sonai is trying to make a cure for rabies
rare photo of Dr. Poi Sonai (the guy in the center)
Former President, Joe Robinette Biden III has reportedly shown symptoms of having rabies
George Walker Bush, former president of the United States has been arrested for attempting to stage a coup to regain office
**EDIT: NEW UPDATE**
I can’t send the link to cnn so here’s a copy and paste of the article
yesterday beloved 43rd and former president of the US including many other former politicians, including his former vice president dick cheney, whos death was revealed to be fake and has been hiding in the basement of the white house ever since were arrested for planning to stage a coup to gain a 3rd term.
a concerning post on x (formerly known as tuhschlatter [pronounced as ey-ee-oo-luh]) from the former president says “im secretly doing a coup but don’t tell no one if you dont tell anyone I’ll extend a friendly offer, barbecue and beers in crawford!“
president trump has made a post on truthsocial condemning bush stating the following:
”george ”FRAUDYA” bush has been arrested for his DIGUSTING attempt to retake office! he is now in custody and awaiting trial thanks to your favorite president, DONALD J TRUMP! #MAGA”
Bush and cheney are currently facing up to 2 days, 3 hours, and 37 seconds with the chance of parole after 3 minutes and 28 seconds
I know using the onion is lowkey cheating but still
the onion my goat❤️
What if dubya was NOT the greatest world leader in history ever
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What if dubya shot al gore mid debate and then started playing roblox
pretend roblox exists in 2000