u/Funkinxvocaloidfan

>be in class

>the most anxious person I ever seen in my life was also in class

>her name was Parker

>infamous for having her heart rate go to 900 in 5th grade

>gets obsessed with Pizza tower

>always has her steam deak and Pizza tower

>got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school

>didn't even understand the games, just liked Peppino

>made up moves that Peppino did in the game

>basically just put "Peppino" before whatever he was mimicking

>"Peppino Punch!", "Peppino grab", "Peppino pile driver", etc

>Always wants to play Pizza tower during free time in high school but barely anyone knew what that was

>anyway so in class one day

>teacher asks class a question

>Parker raises his hand to answer

>actually tries to answer, doesn't say anything Pizza tower related

>gets it wrong

>smartass teacher's pet sitting next to her laughs and provides the right answer

>Parker is visibly angered

>turns to her and screams

> Doesn’t actually say anything just screams the loudest I’ve ever heard a person scream

> she lunged at her point blank

>Parker, no.wav

> proceeds to keep the mud beating I’ve ever seen in my life

> I swear neither of them are touching the ground during the whole thing

> teachers pet was put in a coma on the spot

>whole class bears witness to what has got to be only assume an attempted murder

>we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall

>Parker got ISS for 3 days

>smartass never spoke up again

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Parker is actually still doing well today actually, she had anxiety all through highschool