u/Future-Acanthaceae69

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SHUT UR FLAPPY MEAT HOLES!! This is why you are seeing hatman

I'll tell you why everyone is seeing hatman u dumb bitches (I'm sorry that was rude) it's because we are experiencing a transition into a more unified spiritual realm and he is the Guardian of the Threshold via Rudolph Steiner, Edward Bulwer-Lytton aka Nafs al-Ammara in Sufi wisdom of the great mystery traditions. He is the spirit materialization of your shadow/unpurified self that you must overcome to pass into the threshhold.

So better get ur shit in order I recommend going up to him and passionately kissing him or showing your dong to confuse him. no but seriously don't be a scared little slut because if you don't face him you won't be able to integrate with your shadow self by facing the impurities of your soul and will be stuck in the material realm with the other retards (ok that's kind of rude I'm sorry they are deserving of love and compassion just like me and you).

I love you so much,

Master Ugawei of the blork blark realm

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u/Future-Acanthaceae69 — 8 days ago