The 10 cHOEmandments
The art of Conversing. Advice from Chad to you, the chud.
The art of conversing.
The 10 Choemandments
TL;DR – 'hoe' is not used derogatively, see bottom of post. This is to build confidence, and hopefully success, in those weak in the art of conversing with those they are attracted to. I do not claim to know everything, but I've been blessed with hair, height, and looks, somewhat.
I don't know if people care, but this has been through AI once, to make sure I didn't use any gendered pronouns. This is not AI in any other way, I swear.
- Listen and Ask
Listen to the hoe, and ask. The hoe loves talking about themself. Ask leading, thoughtful questions. Most people don't listen well. Truly listen, and respond accordingly. This is extremely important, and can be picked up by anyone, regardless of ability, looks, or charisma.
- Lovebombing
The act of convincing a hoe that you truly love them, and all of them, within the first conversation. This is a truly difficult method to master, but an easy one to start at a basic level. Intelligent people will cotton on to this ASAP, and be turned massively off by this. This is a risky shot if the target is wrong. On your average person, highly effective. Be specific, be polite, and be genuinely interested, referencing back to point 1.
- Be Funny
Don't be boring. The phrase, "if you can make a hoe laugh and giggle..." is a renowned one, because of its effectiveness. Look up any comedian you'd like, guarantee their partners are fit asf. Be truthfully funny, or at least, master it to the degree it cannot be taken as fake. Witty and sarcastic comments are an excellent go-to. You will have to adjust your humor to the hoe, as this is not a free get-out-of-jail card, either. Ridiculously important. Even if you're boring, if you're funny you will demand a hoe's attention.
- Do Not Look Too Eager
Do not fall victim to fast replies. A hoe will tell you they love this. They don't. You have to convince a hoe that you are a busy person. If you can reply instantly all day, they will correctly assume you have nothing better to do than text them, and these are not lofty life goals for a person to have.
- Be Elusive
Do not reveal all details instantly. A hoe loves a mystery. Why do you think in the erotic books a hoe reads, the love interest is always mysterious, rich, and cool? Because this is the ultimate fantasy. If they say "do you like sharks?", say yeah. Do not tell them which shark is your favourite, where it's from, and all its facts. Lead with elusive responses: "I love sharks, I've had a history with them." Even if a lie, in this example, a hoe will obviously be led through the conversation subconsciously, and ask about said history. Being vague is a similar, albeit easier beginner technique.
- Lead the Conversation
Be charismatic. A hoe loves a commanding, dominant partner, whether they admit it or not. You can play both sides, being funny and mixing up your style, adopting phrases like "clock it queen" to show cultural understanding with the hoes. By leading the conversation, you subconsciously suggest to the hoe that you are a confident, capable partner.
- If All Else Fails, Be Rich
If all else fails, and you cannot talk to hoes through lack of effort, be rich. Being rich will get you partners 2–3 points above your level, and gives you access to the true 9s and 10s. Without this, even with all techniques, you will never secure the peak. A pretty hoe knows their worth, because others will validate them constantly, and they will demand to be taken care of. This one is genuinely foolproof. A 4/10 can bag an 8.5/10 by being rich, and not boring/funny. Being rich will amplify any of the other hoemandments you use, tenfold. In your dating profile, have a picture of an Audi. Even if it's not yours, it will elicit interest from people much above your level, making them swipe right and even message first.
- Court the Hoe
Pretend this is medieval times. You would not get a partner by asking for nudes in the 1700s, now, would you? Be polite. Be charming, make the hoe want to talk to you. Combining this one with delayed replying times yields an extremely abundant harvest.
- Lie
This is near the bottom, for it requires low morals. If you are desperate, then lie. Pretend you have money, pretend you are charismatic and cool. Pretend you're tall, rich, and successful. Lie, lie, lie. This is only truly effective for garnering initial interest, and thus, short-term encounters. Even a naive hoe will realize your lies when you inevitably trip up on them yourself. Do not lie too much, too fast. Even a less-experienced hoe will realize your naivety. It is a delicate dance, this one. Easy to begin, easy to mess up. This method is not condoned, but its effectiveness is recognized.
- Be Genuine
Be yourself. You might think yourself boring or weak. You are not. You are a byproduct of your hobbies and self-worth. If you see yourself poorly, that's how you will project. Walk with confidence. Who cares if you think people think you're weird? If you can master this one—as it is truly the most effective, successful method out there—you need not any other hoemandments.
I would like to converge my hoemandments by addressing a few things. I use the colloquial term 'hoe' to address all genders, and anything in-between. Hoe is not used in the derogatory term here, but as a collective for anyone you seek as a romantic partner, a one-night stand, or anything in-between.
I also note that this is meant to be helpful advice for low self-esteemed people who believe themselves unattractive. Take this as you will, and you will be more successful. Symmetrical attractiveness can trump all hoemandments, but a person has to work with what a person has.
If this post helps even one person get a date, or even a partner, the job is successfully done. Good luck, stand strong, and most of all, love yourself. How can you expect another to love you, if you won't even do it yourself?
OmegaLol15, over and out.