Sera would have avoided so many problems if she just didn’t allow Charlie to enter Heaven.
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Sera would have avoided so many problems if she just didn’t allow Charlie to enter Heaven.

I always thought this was weird. Shouldn’t Lucifer’s lifetime ban from Heaven extend to his daughter? Why would they let Charlie, a demon, into Heaven so easily? Because Lucifer requested it? Just deny him lol. Who cares what he wants, isn’t he a banished loser?

Why did she think the Exterminations wouldn’t come up during Charlie’s trial? Charlie didn’t know it was a secret, she could’ve brought up at any time. Is Sera stupid?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 2 hours ago
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Reminder that Fred was murdered by the incompetency of the Morningstar Monarchy and Charlie didn't even care.

Do not let this go away. Why didn't she have a candlelight vigil for him? Or a funeral for the other people who were senselessly murdered? Doesn't she care about sinners? Or do the lives of sinners only matter to her when they happen to be one of her friends who can prove her right about her stupid hotel and win her mommy's affection?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 1 day ago
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If a swordmaster is a master of the sword, then Dickmaster is...?

what if Adam was actually allowed to use 100% of his power by the writers?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 3 days ago
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Why did Carmilla say she doesn't have time for lesbian drama, but then she helped start a war against Sera, the Progenitor Lesbian?

Is this inconsistent character writing? Or is Sera the only lesbian worth her time?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 4 days ago
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WhAT do you guys just want her to be perfect? Is she not allowed to make mistakes? Even though she is a grown ass woman, her mom abandoned her, cut her some slack!

u/GarlicLoose506 — 5 days ago
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Why did Charlie declaring Vox the strongest give him a power boost? Who the fuck cares what Charlie has to say about anything?

Doesn’t everyone think she is stupid? But suddenly when she says Vox is the strongest sinner everyone is like “oh shit it’s true!” It’s really funny because the people of Hell spend their time mocking the Morningstars but suddenly Charlie’s words hold some weight in this particular instance.

I understand she probably has more respect form her people post season 1, but seriously this is like a celebrity giving an endorsement to a politician, who actually cares?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 5 days ago
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Do you think the show is going to address the fact that Lucifer is a manipulative groomer?

Why are we supposed to think he’s a good guy when he trespassed into Adam’s home, targeted Eve, the youngest and most vulnerable person in Eden, “convinced” her to eat the apple when she couldn’t possibly know better, and the caused her life to get objectively worse?

If they thought they were doing something good, why not offer it to both Adam and Eve or tell the Angels what they were doing? I am certain Lilith knew bad shit would happen with the apple and she intentionally tried to fuck up Adam and Eve’s lives because she was mad she got replaced.

u/GarlicLoose506 — 6 days ago
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I think Vivzie confused the order of the villains. Also, her villainous girls kind of get mogged by their male counterparts.

Velvette and Lute literally going to have to share a season in season 4. No shade to them, but I feel like they are objectively steps down from Adam and Vox in terms of threat level. Charlie still having to fear Lvl 1 female crooks that late in the game seems kind of lame.

Vivziepop will really need to jump through some hoops to give them some aura to be legitimate threats. I hope it is well written and not contrived.

u/GarlicLoose506 — 7 days ago
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Why does Charlie call herself the Head Counselor, but we never see her give anyone Head?

Is this another case of telling and not showing in Hazbin Hotel? Did Charlie just want a special title without doing anything to earn it?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 8 days ago
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Vaggie’s name change arc was performative and pointless.

It was just there to trick the audience into thinking she was having an arc. What is ironic is she made her name more similar to what Adam named her after. Why not go for Vagatha or Vagalicious?

“She is reclaiming her identity” stfu she is still just tethered to Charlie and the Hotel. She is just slightly more up the totem pole in running the Hotel.

If Vaggie wanted to hide her identity and connection to Adam for the get go, why the fuck didn’t she just give herself a new name the second she got dumped in Hell and met Charlie? Is she stupid?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 8 days ago
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Why didn't Adam just use his powers as the Founding Human to have the 60m tall Exorcists commit a Rumbling on Hell?

Or did he just want the Exterminations to keep going? For 10 years at least?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 11 days ago
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Adam Glazing has Peaked

The art and shitposts in the meme are not mine.

u/GarlicLoose506 — 14 days ago
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I think I have cracked Hazbin Hotel

So, guys I think we have cracked Hazbin Hotel’s mystery and where the story is going to end up.

First up: Rosie is the real Lilith and the Lilith we have been seeing in Heaven is Eve impersonating her. With what we know about Rosie, she has been surprisingly motherly to Charlie and we now know she was the one who sent Alastor to help Charlie at her Hotel. What reason could she possibly have to do that? She is also obviously not some ordinary Overlord because how can she make Alastor so powerful? It was said Lilith had the power to empower sinners. What did Rosie do? Empower Alastor.

Now let's talk about Eve. Just a theory, but I believe that Eve held some of the blame and her life was upturned when Lilith and Lucifer gave her the apple that granted her free will. She and Adam were kicked out of their home and she had to bear the pains of childbirth, etc. The point is, she despises the Morningstars. When her mortal life finished, Eve was sent to Hell no matter how good of a person she was. And so she began to plot and either due to her initial contact with the apple or when she fell to Hell, she became under the possession of Roo, the Root of All Evil. Under Roo’s influence, Eve somehow stole Lilith’s identity and used her image to try to push Hell towards uprising and was basically calling for war. During that time, she was emotionally abusing Lucifer and alienating Charlie from, Charlie herself give us evidence that “Lilith” masquerading as Eve was badmouthing Lucifer to her, she intentionally drove a wedge in their relationship because she fucking hates them.

Now why is Eve pushing for war? Probably because she hates Heaven, but also because it  is exactly what Roo wants, the more dead demons there are,the more dark energy we will see amassing in Hell, she feasts on all that dark energy and showing her influence with that black ooze and red eyes we are seeing more and more of on buildings and landscapes of Hell. Heaven and Hell going to war is the worst outcome because that will give Roo what she needs to be released onto the entire afterlife.

That kind of leads me to my next point. The Exterminations were Eve’s idea. Realizing she wasn't making progress with empowering the sinners. She contacted Adam, sweet talked him into letting her into Heaven in exchange for standing by as sinners were slaughtered by him and the exorcists. I dont know their relationship or if Adam knew she was really Eve, but either way he let her in. Now why did Eve/Roo want access to Heaven, probably reconnaissance and intel gathering, or maybe she setting the groundwork to destroy the very foundation of Heaven, I don't know. She possibly just wanted to chill in the paradise she thought she deserved while Adam did her dirty work for her.

Anyway, I think that is where Hazbin Hotel is heading. Charlie will realize Eve was manipulating/grooming her, she and friends will try to prevent war, war inevitably happens, Roo gets released in the carnage, Roo unleashes Armageddon on the Afterlife, Charlie and the gang have to rise up and defeat her. 

Now there are some questions to be asked, like why is Lilith masquerading as Rosie? I don’t know, maybe she was trapped under a spell or a deal that keeps her from interacting with her family and revealing herself. She used Alastor as a proxy to help and protect her daughter.

There is some damning evidence of this theory like a Spindlehorse employee literally leaking in a text message the fact that Eve was the big bad of the show and that Lilith/Rosie was the one who owned Alastor’s soul before season 2 even released.

Give me your thoughts. Do you like the idea of Eve being the big bad of the Habzin Hotel? I kind of like it because it gives confirmation that Eve REALLY hates Lucifer and wants him to suffer. Rightfully so, tbh.

u/GarlicLoose506 — 16 days ago
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When Vaggie worked for Adam, she was a badass who killed demons. When Vaggie worked for Charlie, she was a housemaid who has to do the dishes all day. Who is the real misogynist here?

Was Vivziepop trying to push her anti-feminist agenda by saying women should stay off the battlefield and go to the kitchen?

u/GarlicLoose506 — 17 days ago