u/GatherTheGloinks

Electroplate. That is the Gavan system's operational command. Now, let's watch the electroplate process one more time. Upon receiving the electroplate command, the emorgear goes beyond critical temperatures. It condensates within the trigger and fuses with the Gavarion particles... It then projects the combat suit in only one millisecond. Completing the electroplating process.

The very memory of my face will cause a manifestation of my being in the future. You will be asleep in bed. I will be there, and watch over you. When you wake, you will not be able to move any part of you. When the doctors eventually find you, they will not see me, but you will, and I'll see you too. Forever, I'll see you.

Listen closely. Do you hear it? You will hear the laughter of thousands as the sky opens up. You will hear the trumpets play their happy sounds. The scalding blood of life will pour down onto us all. Together, we will be still. Together, a feast fit for a king. Together, welded by love and purest connection. Be still and feast.

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John Lennon has destroyed and ruined my family

The other day, Christmas time, I was jerking off to John Lennon's Two Virgins cover, when all of a sudden I heard shoutings and bangings downstairs. I went closer to see what was happening when I saw my father raising his fist in front of my mother while she screamed helplessly. It was then when, excited, I shouted ''John Lennon reference! Jahn beet the wif!!!!''. My parents stopped their shouting, turned around, and looked at me down with disgust. My mother started crying. My father told her ''it's okay honey, I'll take care of this''. Then he grabbed the broom and chased me, cursing and uttering words full of disappointment.

As I ran through the living room, the front door appeared before my eyes, so I outsmarted my father and escaped.

Now I'm living with my aunt (another Jahn reference!!!11), and as I write this, I curse the day John Lennon was murdered, because now my chances to get revenge from that granny looking junkie britbong are zero.

I am omning it, I am omning it so good! WHERE IS HE??? I am so lonely. Threw a trash bag. Stand ready for my arrival, worm. WHAT'S 17 MORE YEARS? Into space. Oh, yes, that's what I'm talking about! You need to goon, Mark! At work. Goon! WHAT YOU DID WAS NOT NICE! IT'S NOT NICE TO DO THAT! Oh, yes! For Viltruuuuum!!! That's not very nice. That's the neat part, you don't. My name is Shapesmith. PATHETIC! I WOULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE! Oh, someone misses their mommy, waaah! You're a weird dude, dude! Bacon egg and cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME? Guess who's finally getting his powers? I know where your faamily liiives! Dad! Dad, look! I'm gonna be... DUCT TAPE MAN! Big ass beatdown coming up! You are a pale imitation of Invincible! Swearing doesn't make you cool. Wait... You don't have, like, supersperm or something, do you? I miss William. Are you guys gonna mate now? Shut it! I feel dirty.. Oh I'm ceciling it! Make them fear Invincible! I've given this world enough. I'm gonna not be alive! Oh, poor Angstrom! You're not him. It's all your fault! You know, on my planet sock on the door mean’s somebody’s fucking. BRAH BRAH! Let me break it down for you, Mark. YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Your father will be executed. That's not very nice. This battle is beneath me! I think... I miss my wife. MY ENTIRE GOD DAMN SKELETON, DICKHEAD! Rex Sploded... Son, we need to talk. OIL UP, MARK. I'M CONQUESTING IT, I'M CONQUESTING IT, I'M CONQUESTING IT, I'M CONQUESTING IT, I'M CONQUESTING IT. YOU NEED TO GOON, MARK. GOON FOR VILTRUM. I'm Vincing It, Oh I'm [TITLE CARD]. I'M OMNING IT. I'M OMNING IT SO GOOD, GOON MARK, GOON. OH YES. FOR VILTRUM!

ARE YOU SURE?

Pretty sure.