u/GloopyHole

Playing at one of them 4G facilities where you can rent half a pitch with loads of goals dotted around…

Seeing someone sky a shot over the intended goal, but it flying in to a goal on another pitch, and everyone giving a sarcastic “ah finish!”

Someone clearing the ball out of play but putting it in top bins in the 11-a-side goal that’s tucked to the side.

Or someone knocking it just wide of the post, but everyone stops and watches to see if it’ll make it into the net on the other pitch, and it just bobbles in off the post.