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For someone with so much tortitude, Julia Roberts sure is a silly billy.

I just called it but it was not recognised, booooo!

So, I hope you all enjoy meeting Bree Van de Kamp.

She’ll be 6 on Saturday.

I had zero idea that other people had cats with her hilariously adorable funny lips! 🥹

Just to say, I know she looks angry in so many of these but I swear to god, she’s such a sweet, soft little angel. She just has a case of RBF. 😭

This is Julia Roberts.

-Julia is 13 years old.
-Her favourite food is cucumber.
-She is at the top of the hierarchy of my five rescue cats.
-She is very sassy.
-She has problems with getting hangry like a human.
-When I cry, she will drop absolutely everything that she’s doing to make sure that I have comfort.

Two weeks ago, my beautiful fluffy daughter- Kristen Stewart- took her last breath.

She had been going downhill for at least a year, becoming more and more lethargic over time. The final straw was when she stopped eating and drinking. I wasn’t willing to let her suffer for another second.

The vet said her intestines felt ‘thick’ and she was in obvious discomfort. She left us so quickly and so peacefully that I knew I’d made the right decision.

For 14 magical years, Kristen Stewart - aka Krissy, Mippy, Kwis Kwis, Flubber Floof - taught me that despite their reputation, cats can be so full of compassion.

She is, without a doubt, the kindest feline I have ever met.

I will always remember when Mum and I rescued Linda Hamilton and Bree Van de Kamp in the pandemic. We did very gradual introductions each day, careful and tentative.

When it was Krissy’s turn, she looked at them both curiously, then immediately began to groom them. She had never been a mother before, she just adored to make friends.

She was always very kitten-like. She was way too curious for her own good and had zero self preservation skills. So much so that almost every cat I’ve had has ended up being fiercely protective of her.

She adored to be sung to. Mum and I often did.

She adored my mama, and I just hope Mum is holding her right now. When Mum died, Krissy was the only cat to go upstairs to see her body. She then came back downstairs and started ‘screaming’. That’s the only way I can describe it. She was never quite the same after Mum died.

Similarly, she grieved for cats, too. Every loss I’ve suffered, she seemed to feel it alongside me. Even though she was very kitten-like, she was insanely wise.

She loved humans so much. Even my friends who are self proclaimed cat haters absolutely adored Krissy.

She loved to lick people. I don’t just mean a bit… I mean she would spends hours doing it. It wasn’t to groom, either. It really was genuine affection. She’d suckle fingers for comfort, too.

There will never be another Krissy. 💔

Does Sabrina Spellman class as a dilute tuxedo? If not, where does she belong? 🥺❤️

Please enjoy a selection of photos of Bree Van de Kamp. She’ll be 6 next week. 🥹

This is Bree Van de Kamp. She’s 5 years old (though 6 next week). I have zero clue why her expression is always so hilarious, or why she has eyebrows and lips like a human. But her cute little face makes me giggle every day. 🥹❤️

This is Nana Osaki. She’s 14 years old and has become bread. 🥹❤️

Honestly, I’m so obsessed with Hev. I want her to do a full blown mini series about this! I think Beyoncé would laugh so hard despite the niche British humour! 🤣

Hev’s Instagram
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Obsessed with her! 🤣

She absolutely cracks me up! I think this is very niche, British humour but anyway. This is the original post by the way.