u/Grouchy-Pickle-350

I'm glad that my husband doesn't care about that, because if I want him to "drown" he needs to get in the water before the medicine starts to set in.

When I heard the door open and close, I call down to my husband. “Please don’t forget to lock the door!” because he often forgets.

He didn’t respond to me, and walked right back out of the front door. I wonder if he forgot something?

I go to open the door and check the driveway, when I get a message. He’s already no where in site.

“Hey honey, I just wanted to let you know I forgot to lock the door!!”.

I respond “I figured.. what’d you go back out for though?”

Another message comes through. “Back out? I’m still on my way home now. Just wanted to let you know about the lock because you get so worried.”