u/Gusto88

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▲ 13 r/oneliners

Man rushed to hospital after cutting off his cock proving that the sword is in fact mightier than the pen is.

u/Gusto88 — 9 days ago

▲ 34 r/oneliners

People who live in glass tea houses shouldn't throw scones.

u/Gusto88 — 12 days ago

▲ 53 r/oneliners

Raining cats and dogs this morning, almost stepped in a poodle.

u/Gusto88 — 13 days ago

▲ 75 r/oneliners

Try being minimalist, it's the least you can do.

u/Gusto88 — 16 days ago

▲ 23 r/oneliners

The incontinent Scotsman had a wee problem.

u/Gusto88 — 22 days ago

▲ 3 r/oneliners

Kim Jong Un's greatest fear is projectile dysfunction.

u/Gusto88 — 29 days ago

▲ 31 r/oneliners

Pokemon Go is just like Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area.

u/Gusto88 — 1 month ago

▲ 85 r/oneliners

I can't go to the innuendo seminar so I've entered my friend instead.

u/Gusto88 — 1 month ago

▲ 192 r/telescopes

Refractor: From Studio Ghibli Up on Poppy Hill.

u/Gusto88 — 1 month ago

▲ 33 r/ThailandTourism

Pattaya Launches Crackdown Ahead of US Navy Visit. (LOL)

khaosodenglish.com

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 159 r/oneliners

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the name of a musical instrument often goes undetected.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 37 r/oneliners

Midget strip club now hiring, obviously short staffed.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 28 r/lostinspace

Original Series. Five episodes to go.

It's been a bit of a marathon. The entire series has devolved into a silly and ridiculous opus. Some of the episodes, oh wait, most of the episodes, are just plain ridiculous with stupid aliens. How this series managed to last so long is a real surprise. Maybe the camp factor was its appeal. Dr. Smith was obviously the star of the show, along with Will Robinson and the Robot.

Onwards and upwards, Battlestar Galactica next, and the original Addams Family. :-)

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 64 r/oneliners

Before posting check your spelling as there's very little margarine for error.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 60 r/oneliners

I met a bishop but I suspect that he's an imposter, not once did he move diagonally.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 164 r/ThailandTourism

US man slashes Thai cop's throat with a box cutter.

khaosodenglish.com

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 94 r/ThailandTourism

Six foreign dive instructors arrested on Koh Tao.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 17 r/ThailandTourism

Tourist arrested for working as a DJ

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 0 r/ThailandTourism

Swedish tourist loses his shirt.

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago

▲ 11 r/lostinspace

Original series S02E19 Mutiny in Space

Right at the start the robot says "Will Robinson is correct, your calculations are SNAFU Doctor Smith". 😂

u/Gusto88 — 2 months ago