





Allen the Alien (Invincible)
Christopher Johnson (District 9)
I feel like a badass when I use this weapon. Just flying behind someone and hearing that stab sound and coin jingle feels so fucking satisfying every time. I might have said this weapon was ass before, but not anymore. This shit rocks. I can only imagine how bad it was when the angle for the backstab was reduced to 150 degrees. I unironically do better with this than spy tf2.
It’s so fucking annoying and it stops me from eating the food I like. Having a drink doesn’t help and it feels all weird and fleshy afterwards. I just had some homemade pizza yesterday and I burned the roof of my mouth (the pizza was good btw)