u/HaBeFaStro

And I’m tired of pretending he’s not.

It’s absolutely BAFFLING! Baffling I tell you! BAFFLING! To think how many people of our fine city are brainwashed into thinking that no good wall crawling web thwipping menace called SPIDER-MAN is anything even resembling a Hero! HE’S A CRIMINAL!!! A masked meddler who thinks he’s too good to help the right way with New York’s Finest!
Hero they call him? Give me a break!
Mr. Jameson has been trying to warn us all along! And many of these Spider-Fans have been spreading their corruption like a virus. There’s a plague among us of Spider Sycophants!
DO NOT BE LIKE THESE WEB HEAD WORSHIPPING WEIRDOS!

If you are one of the smart people among the morons…
Please let your support for Mr. Jameson be known!
We the enlightened, the bold, the noble must let our voices be heard!
If you are however one of these Spider-Man simpering shoe kissers, FIGHT US! WE WILL NOT BE SILENT ANYMORE!!!

Justice for Jameson!
Slammer for Spider-Man!

Honestly… I wouldn’t ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Sigh… fuck my life…

Wether it is a wise rat like Master Splinter with his 4 turtle sons Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael…
Or a supportive good man like Dave Seville with his 3 chipmunk boys Simon, Theadore, and of course… ALVIN!!!!
Love will form families whether by blood or not.
“A father to the fatherless, a defender of widows, is God in his holy dwelling.” – Psalm 68:5

By all means,
Please feel free to share any other examples of this trope.

Thank you to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as well as Alvin and the Chipmunks for teaching us and inspiring us.

I admit, at first my reaction was literally like this: “… yikes…”
It was jarring at first for sure…
But… I dunno…
The more I see them… the less I mind them.

After struggling to get my numbers to even 70% in range for some months… this makes me very happy.