Cheeseburger for lunch
I decided to order five guys for lunch. Don't get to often but i was nearby and hungry.
I placed my order after I had already arrived as I was driving nearby. I decided to sit in the car until it should be ready but a few minutes later im debating if I should just go inside early and wait. We'll I went in early and they handed me my bottled drink and said it would be a few minutes.
Im sitting there scrolling reddit and then I hear the words that will probably haunt me for a week or so. "We are up a patty would you like a triple?" In my head im thinking man i can barely get my mouth around the double and im eating in the car i dont need a mess and as I start to say no thank you the fat ass inside me pushes myself out of the way saying yes please, well crap.
I make it to the car to unwrap this monstrosity of triple patty lettuce tomato onion mushrooms ketchup and mayo and its massive, so i snap a pic. I cant even take a bite, its getting messy just trying to pic the damn thing up, im trying to do it but theres no shot. Finally I just go for it its spilling all in the wrapper the bun cant take it and is falling apart i finally dig in and its messy as hell, its all over my face and im just looking around trying to make sure no ones watching this.
Damn good burger though.