u/Honest_Spare3814

▲ 147 r/overheard

got an email from my gf about everything she heard at school

and if you are still feeling sad I HAVE SOME WEIRD QUOTES I HEARD IN THE HALLWAY FOR YOU

HERE THEY ARE

these arent for the forms btw these are to make you smile

YOUR SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL

anyway tadaaaaaaaa:

#1 - person 1 "EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HORSES THEY ARE mAjEsTiC"

person 2 "horses are so EDIBLE"

#2 - person 1 "did you hear that joke about the ice cream"

person 2 "no tell me"

person 1 (leans close to person 2) "teeheehee michael jackson bing bong" (runs away)
person 2 "oh f*ck you [name]"

#3 - person 1 "imagine being named [name]"

random person walking by "hey im named [name]"

person 2 "no youre not [other name]"

#4 - person 1 "lean closer"

person 2 (leans)

person 1 "closer"

person 2 (leans)

person 1 "listen"

[awkward silence for like 5 minutes]

person 2 "i dont hear anything"

person 1 "[coughs in person 2's face]"

person 2 "HOLY SH*T THAT IS F*CKING DISGUSTING WHAT THE F*CK"

#5 - "DiD sOmEbOdY sAy BrUsSeLs SpRoUtS??"

#6 - "are you being a pHoNy BaLoNeY?"

#7 - person 1 "you are being a snobby snobbington and i dont think i want to be your friend anymore"

person 2 "d-did you just call me a snobby snobbington"

person 1 ".........................................yes"

#8 - person 1 "madam would you give me the honor of this dance"

person 2 "no"

person 1 "thank god"

#9 - person 1 "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey look bestie forestie youre being lowkey skibidi rizz right now and idk if i wanna date you anymore for real for real"

person 2 "if youre gonna talk like that then i dont wanna date you either"

person 1 "sigma"

#10 - (this ones from latin class i think) 

person 1 "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asparagus"

person 2 "asparagus your mom"

person 1 "omg fork you"

person 3 "fork your mom"

person 1 "COME ON MAN"

person 4 "yeah guys lay off of [person 1]"

person 2 "...............................................................LAY OFF YO--" (all 3 people clap their hands over person 2's mouth as teacher walks by)

#11 - (after tap dancing for like 5 minutes) "razzle dazzle ha-cha WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (falls down and crawls away)

#12 - (a teacher said this after someone was caught being on games) "well shine my shoelaces and call me a pigeon, it seems [name] over here didnt get the MEMO that we're doing MATHIES right now, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????" (this ones my favorite)

#13 - "EEK HES TOUCHING MY PAPER TEACHER TEACHER"

#14 - person 1 "did you see my new playlist on spotify"

person 2 "no" (checks phone) "[person 1's name] why the f*ck is it called the oogly boogly playlist"

person 1 "because you listen to it while you do the oogly boogly dance"

person 2 "do i even want to know what the oogly boogly dance is"

person 1 "allow me to demonstrate" (gets on the ground and does the worm)

teacher walking by "[person 1] get your ass of the ground and go to class"

person 1 "yes maam" (slithers away) (THIS WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY BTW)

#15 - (teacher after witnessing two students having a fight about whether vaseline is edible) "well i suppose the only way to prove either of you right is for one of you to eat it"

#16 - "OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH DARNED GOOBERNICKEL PICKLE"

#17 - "do you have a problem with women in your workspace?"

#18 - person 1 "hey watch this"

person 2 "ok"

person 1 (falls out of chair)

person 2 (raises hand) "[teacher] can i switch seats"

OK THATS IT

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u/Honest_Spare3814 — 1 day ago

name my 5 male ralts and single female kirlia

idk I’m sick and can’t think of good names (for context my Palkia is “evil knight” and I forgot what it’s called but the big battery blooper boss guy I named “ripped wire”

u/Honest_Spare3814 — 3 days ago
▲ 1 r/WLW

okay so im very happy with her she's very sweet

no problems at all

i genuinely love being around her EXISTING near her makes me happy

i find it adorable she calls me her "platonic wife" and this just melts my heart

aanannanyyyywayyy

where i'm from ethnicity is VERY important

like my entire personality is being italian. i give everyone lasgana like every month, i call greasy pizza "americano slop", biscotti = life, "ma vaffancoulo" x23, etc.

my girl is german

any german people wanna help me out? THANK YOUUUUU

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u/Honest_Spare3814 — 15 days ago

eek id love some advice!

okay so im very happy with her she's very sweet

no problems at all

i genuinely love being around her EXISTING near her makes me happy

i find it adorable she calls me her "platonic wife" and this just melts my heart

aanannanyyyywayyy

where i'm from ethnicity is VERY important

like my entire personality is being italian. i give everyone lasgana like every month, i call greasy pizza "americano slop", biscotti = life, "ma vaffancoulo" x23, etc.

my girl is german

any german people wanna help me out? THANK YOUUUUU

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u/Honest_Spare3814 — 15 days ago