got an email from my gf about everything she heard at school
and if you are still feeling sad I HAVE SOME WEIRD QUOTES I HEARD IN THE HALLWAY FOR YOU
HERE THEY ARE
these arent for the forms btw these are to make you smile
YOUR SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL
anyway tadaaaaaaaa:
#1 - person 1 "EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE HORSES THEY ARE mAjEsTiC"
person 2 "horses are so EDIBLE"
#2 - person 1 "did you hear that joke about the ice cream"
person 2 "no tell me"
person 1 (leans close to person 2) "teeheehee michael jackson bing bong" (runs away)
person 2 "oh f*ck you [name]"
#3 - person 1 "imagine being named [name]"
random person walking by "hey im named [name]"
person 2 "no youre not [other name]"
#4 - person 1 "lean closer"
person 2 (leans)
person 1 "closer"
person 2 (leans)
person 1 "listen"
[awkward silence for like 5 minutes]
person 2 "i dont hear anything"
person 1 "[coughs in person 2's face]"
person 2 "HOLY SH*T THAT IS F*CKING DISGUSTING WHAT THE F*CK"
#5 - "DiD sOmEbOdY sAy BrUsSeLs SpRoUtS??"
#6 - "are you being a pHoNy BaLoNeY?"
#7 - person 1 "you are being a snobby snobbington and i dont think i want to be your friend anymore"
person 2 "d-did you just call me a snobby snobbington"
person 1 ".........................................yes"
#8 - person 1 "madam would you give me the honor of this dance"
person 2 "no"
person 1 "thank god"
#9 - person 1 "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey look bestie forestie youre being lowkey skibidi rizz right now and idk if i wanna date you anymore for real for real"
person 2 "if youre gonna talk like that then i dont wanna date you either"
person 1 "sigma"
#10 - (this ones from latin class i think)
person 1 "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm asparagus"
person 2 "asparagus your mom"
person 1 "omg fork you"
person 3 "fork your mom"
person 1 "COME ON MAN"
person 4 "yeah guys lay off of [person 1]"
person 2 "...............................................................LAY OFF YO--" (all 3 people clap their hands over person 2's mouth as teacher walks by)
#11 - (after tap dancing for like 5 minutes) "razzle dazzle ha-cha WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE" (falls down and crawls away)
#12 - (a teacher said this after someone was caught being on games) "well shine my shoelaces and call me a pigeon, it seems [name] over here didnt get the MEMO that we're doing MATHIES right now, HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????" (this ones my favorite)
#13 - "EEK HES TOUCHING MY PAPER TEACHER TEACHER"
#14 - person 1 "did you see my new playlist on spotify"
person 2 "no" (checks phone) "[person 1's name] why the f*ck is it called the oogly boogly playlist"
person 1 "because you listen to it while you do the oogly boogly dance"
person 2 "do i even want to know what the oogly boogly dance is"
person 1 "allow me to demonstrate" (gets on the ground and does the worm)
teacher walking by "[person 1] get your ass of the ground and go to class"
person 1 "yes maam" (slithers away) (THIS WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY BTW)
#15 - (teacher after witnessing two students having a fight about whether vaseline is edible) "well i suppose the only way to prove either of you right is for one of you to eat it"
#16 - "OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH DARNED GOOBERNICKEL PICKLE"
#17 - "do you have a problem with women in your workspace?"
#18 - person 1 "hey watch this"
person 2 "ok"
person 1 (falls out of chair)
person 2 (raises hand) "[teacher] can i switch seats"
OK THATS IT