Hotel California
Alright, so I’m genuinely baffled. You get hired, do what you believe is quality work, and bam, you wake up fired or unapproved. Yeah ok great moving on..
Two to four months later, they reach out and say, “Welcome back!” But this time, you have to go through the onboarding process again. Like why ?
So mind you, if you’re not creepily looking back at yourself in the camera, answering the security screening questions at a weird pace like hesitation. Maybe because they want that full two minutes for you to talk about some crazy situation you’d solve or something. Answering too fast you fail, too slow you fail. I needed to sound 1/2 gorked. 🤣. Some bs if you ask me.
You pass, but still unapproved. Three to four months go by, and you get random emails about these cool updates. Ya no Ty and water cooler talk or something. I finally had enough and went to try to cancel my account. Legit, it says an error. I’m
f——- n 💀💀💀💀. They can “check me out,” but it seems like I’m never leaving. I unsubscribed from the emails, yet they keep coming. I messaged and emailed them, saying, “Please stop,” but they go in circles. I’m going crazy! I haven’t had a job in months, yet I can’t leave. What the heck is going on? 🤣🤣🤣 Can anyone not f—-n leave this dumpster fire ? Asking for a friend 🙌🏻🐄🍆💀