u/HotDogWeldr

Once upon a time (there was a boy born with a silver spoon for a toy) I was craving some bad movies bc I’m a psychopath. By chance I stumbled upon the first Alpha and Omega movie and figured it was exactly what I was looking for. And it was funny bad definitely. But then after watching it I notice that there was a sequel. And then another one, and another one. And by that point sink cost fallacy had its thrall on my spirit and I had to watch the whole series (because again I’m a psychopath)

EIGHT! There were EIGHT DAMN MOVIES IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN FRANCHISE! And what do I have to show for it? NOTHING! Every movie except for like…two are the most textbook definition of slop ever seen. They’re all and I mean ALL boring, annoying, horrible looking nothing burgers with the most pathetic excuses for humor I’ve EVER seen. The main children characters sap the soul out of my being they’re the most annoying ugly and grading characters I’ve ever seen. I hate these movies with all my heart and I never want to watch them ever again. Anyway I’m gonna go get the milk so bye.

hello! I made a tierlist of every boss based on how I think they'd smell.

Man these days are crazy.

I hate Alpha and Omega (it doesn’t deserve a higher quality image)

this was funnier in my head.

In Banjo Kazooie (1998) the game over screen has Gruntilda turn into a sexier form but for some reason they made her less attractive