Image 1 — Muss soo! Salamander!
Image 2 — Muss soo! Salamander!

Muss soo! Salamander!

Daddy sez wez “no bein vury gud barn cats rite noew” Dis salamander! Wez been huntin awl dai! Yoo seez ani meeses Daddy? No? Yoos wellcumb!!! Shuddup daddy an gits uz a meet toob (churu).

Duh Furth Wall Bois, eggspurrt hunters an masers ob snuggle puddle

u/Hunting-fings — 14 hours ago

Urine in compost

I am a lazy composter. Everything goes in there and I rarely if ever turn it. Now, I have zero qualms about adding urine to it, but I recently ready something about peecycling that said to keep it in a jug for six months and then dilute it. Look, I’ve been a nurse for a very long time. There is not much that can gross me out. But, my partner is already ewwy on the piss front, so keeping jugs of urine in the basement for months is a no go at my house.

However, I think my peecycling article was talking about putting it directly on plants.

So, my question is, do y’all go through all that riggamaroll just to add piss to compost or are you legit just peeing on the pile?

PS … I love that my title got me a PSA basically telling me that, yes human urine is used in compost, sometimes we joke about it, sometimes we’re serious 🤣

PPS…I have chickens now, so once full grown, I’ll stop putting everything in compost. I’ll start giving everything to chickens and compost poo and bedding(hemp)

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u/Hunting-fings — 7 days ago
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Chimpkim Crimez!!!

Da chimpkims wuz ousside tewdai! Ai did a bery gud stawk ob dem, ai try pounce butt dey hab weerd fors feeld. Butt! Ai finded a hole in da fors feeld en ai reech mine paw in der en gibbed wun a gud BAP! Heeheehee. Wuz fun.

Dean, summoffabish

u/Hunting-fings — 9 days ago
▲ 138 r/ICBGC+1 crossposts

Nawt fare!!

UPDATE: Ai loosed da cawlur!! Wuz few furebers ago en ai forgitted tew update. Meowmy sew mad cuz ai hab fur less tymes dan ai wuz gone. HEHEHE…GO CAWLAR CRIMES!!!

Meowmy gibbed mi, Cas, stoopid cawlur! Ses “Ai hab a homb, juss bisitin” owar summfin lyk dat. Ai no no. Ai no kin reed. Annie-wai….Dean no habs ta hab wun! Juss cuz ai lyk ta bisit da neybors en Dean no lyk peepul 🙄. Meowmy sed iffin ai hadden distapeered fur elebenty furebers den herm no haffa do dis, butt, butt, BUTT! Wut iffin da neybors no gibs mi da gud fuds noew?!?!?!??!

Dis owtraje en ai iz gunna do a beeg soo!

Dis pishur ob mi gittin lubs frum Dean win ai comed homb. Meowmy sed himz wuz “loanlee”. Himb had doggo….UGH!!!

Cas, anshul ob da lord Bast en Furth Wall Boi

u/Hunting-fings — 4 days ago

Chickens eat everything?!?

I get that pretty much everything can be fed to chickens. I have a fabulous list of items they can and cannot eat. My question is, how old is too old? I not asking what is ok to feed them, but when.

I meal prep for a week. This is not an exact science and sometimes “leftovers” are still hanging around at week old. They look fine, smell fine, but I’m not comfortable eating them. Do the chickens get it or is it straight into the compost pile?

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u/Hunting-fings — 15 days ago

Do you not free feed?

So, I’m loving this community and learning so much. Many of you have talked about things like, the chicks/chickens are so excited to see you because it means food.
But don’t they always have access to food? My babies aren’t quite 2 weeks old. They’re growing so fast, but I’ve seen this type of post referring to chicks as well.
Am I doing it wrong?

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u/Hunting-fings — 16 days ago

Is this normal?

I got my first chicks today. I feel like I’ve read everything chicken related for weeks, but no one said they sleep like this. They keep scaring the crap out of me!
Yes, there are probably many of you laughing at me because, duh, they lay down to sleep. But warn a girl, sheesh.

u/Hunting-fings — 25 days ago

Does feeding egg shells increase chance of hens eating eggs?

Hello. I’m new to chickens and I’ve seen some people recommend feeding crushed egg shells instead of oyster shells. It seems this would cause issues with hens eating eggs, but maybe since the shells are crushed, they don’t make the association? Any personal experiences?

Thanks

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u/Hunting-fings — 26 days ago
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My bast, these two are so sweet 🥰

The best of friends. 🐕‍🦺🐾💕🐈‍⬛🐾

u/Hunting-fings — 1 month ago
▲ 78 r/ICBGC

Wez runned inta a liddol trubull

Hai frens. We wuz gitted reddy fur moobie toobsdai. Wez kin hunt gohsts. Wez eggspurrt hunters.

Sew wez fines da gohst. Ann wez do a stelfy sneek anna POUNCE!!! Wez goed rite froo himb! Ann noew wez burry messy! HOW ROOD!!

Wez mite need sum halps frum frens. Wiff yall we noes we kin buss hims azz!!

Duh Furth Wall Bois, eggspurrt hunters an masers ob snuggle puddle

u/Hunting-fings — 1 month ago
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This new Mac app locks the keyboard to prevent chaos when your cat tramples all over it — Engadget

This new Mac app locks the keyboard to prevent chaos when your cat tramples all over it - Engadget

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u/Hunting-fings — 2 months ago
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Deep thots

Ai, Dean, summoffabish, haz bean doin a deep fink awn allyums. Dis mai wai. Da moobie dis weak iz cloz cownterz ob furrd kynd. Ai neber seed dis moobie yit butt ai doin a fink bowt allyum cownterz.

Da kweschun iz…Iz allyums smort?

Ass-ump-shuns:

  1. Allyums iz tell-a-gent. Dey trabbull rown unaberse

b. Tell-a-gent nawt sayme az smort. Meowmy sed herm no meny tell-a-gent hoomuns…doktours, pee hage dees, skooled hoomuns, butt wez awl no dey dum.

Ai fink dat awl da sumpshuns.

Naow wez hab da cownterz.

Furs dere iz da furs kyne (duh). Dis juss seein woofos. Erbody hab dis kyne. Dowan habba bee smort to bee seed.

Den da seggund kyne. Dis weer allyums leeb ebdense.
6. Dey eet innside cowes, leeb owsside. Dis smort cuz da gud yummy awn da innside.

iii. Fing hoomun cawl crop sirkle. Dis seam lik langwaj. Habbin langwaj is smort.

Dat brings iz tew fird kyne. Dis wut da moobie bowt. Dis wear allyums try tew comunikate wiff hoomuns. Dey maibee tawk rite in dems braynes. Owar dey mite wok up en sai hai! Wutebber. Deys tawkin tew HOOMUNS. Nawt catto owar frens runnin catto software owar eben skwirll collektib! No communikate wiff enny frens hoo awlredy tooked hoomun serbentz. Did bery, bery, bery nawt smort. Hwy too eben bover? Dey hoomun. Dey dum.

Kunlooshun: Allyums iz tell-a-gent, maibee kinna smort. Butt nawt smort az cattos en frens. Mite bee awlmoss smort az hoomuns. (Ai fink dat wut dey cawl oxxymooron)

Mi? Aimma gonna keep mai hat. Bad nuff hoomuns tawk at mi. Ai no need allyum jibrish.

Dean hab spoken. Yoos welkom.

u/Hunting-fings — 2 months ago