u/HybridCookie — reddlx

This World Cup was the first one I was fully invested in. I initially watched partly out of fear that this would be a flop, that at most we would be lucky to get out of the group stage. But as the days went on and on, my inner fanboy took over. Paraguay, Australia, Turkey, Bosnia, Belgium. Even in the dark, I still found the light to celebrate over.

But my very favorite part about this World Cup is the people. The same people, who were told by their media that this country was a shithole, and they still came over to give us their judgement. AND WE DELIVERED. Japanese eating Texas BBQ, Scots drinking Boston dry, Kansas falling in love with Algeria, everyone going to Buc'ees, discovering the vast nature. Years of lies dismantled by one trip.

And finally, I want to thank Mauricio Pochettino for sacrificing everything in Europe to come coach us, the "Dumb Americans who call football soccer", and gave us something: a team that we can actually believe in, that soccer has a bright future in the United States. No matter what anybody says about him, he is always welcome by the American people.

I hope this level of unity and tolerance is maintained for generations to come. But until then, I guess I'll go home, on the country road.

Merci, Canada.
Gracias, México.
Thank you, USA.

u/HybridCookie — 1 month ago

▲ 23 r/Thatstupidbunnywehate

May this DEMON burn in HELL!

This... Creature claiming to be "jax" is utterly repulsive. It, not she, but "it" is not a trans woman; it is simply a monstrous creature dressed in women's clothing, stapled its scalp with hair to emulate the humanity it does not have, grinning with its hideous teeth. If you think that making this "Jax", a woman somehow absolves it of the atrocities it has committed is not only untrue, but to even speak of such redemption is blasphemy to the absolute highest degree.

For the sake of the world and humanity, this HAIWAN must be executed!

u/HybridCookie — 2 months ago

▲ 0 r/HowToHack

Need help getting my Gmail password and my account back on

Hello, I need someone who can brute force, hack and recover my lost Gmail password please.

I have tried everything in the book, but it will not work.

Further details about my account will be in DMS.

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u/HybridCookie — 3 months ago

▲ 4 r/superpowers

Read my power system please

Beki Stones is a phenomenon unique to every user. It has been around since the times of Ramses II, laying dormant until recently, around 3 years ago.

Exposure will cause someone to “Valify” or awaken a user’s Beki Stone, and their unique abilities. When a Beki Stone user dies, the power will search for a new host, their Beki Stone seemingly disappearing, but there have been cases where a Beki Stone will be passed down to the deceased’s chosen successor, along with (possibly) a handful of their memories.

There are generally 4 types that Beki Stones are split into.

Karada - affects the user or others body

Shinzo - affects the user or others mental perception

Anken - manipulates a certain substance

Ikimono - animal transformation (normal, extinct, or mythical, even aliens are not out of the questions)

All Beki Stones have a certain power level that they begin with, but all have the same stopping point. That means that even if you have a very “weak” Beki Stone, you will be able to evolve it and get to the level like a reality-warping BS user. There are no “bad” Beki Stones, only bad users.

Some Beki Stones come with permanent body alterations; and mutations.

For example, The user of the Doll Beki looks permanently female. Or the user of the Forge Beki's body becomes a fucking living furnace.

When a person Valifies, the subject will convulse and head into shock, and one of three things could happen:

The subject dies, horribly.
They awaken their Beki Stone.
You die and transform into a Lahanaga, a crystalline monster who hunts BS users to satiate their hunger.

NOTE 1: despite the name, Beki Stones are not crystalline objects, they are mutations that one undergoes when Valifying. They're like mutants from X-Men.

NOTE 2: Theoretically, there should be millions of Beki Stones.

NOTE 3: They were created by [REDACTED].

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u/HybridCookie — 3 months ago