u/Hypnos_sleeps

There Hasnt been a single post in 16 days, and there isn’t really anything going on

Okay so I was rereading book 1 and like It’s the first book in a new kids book series. And this like 16 year old Has to kill her dad who was driven to insanity by torture via water deprivation and used as a gladiator.

Ive been suffering for hours! I’m sniffling and sneezing and explosive diarrheaing! Someone needs to cure this stuff!!

You see a glowing portal open and out pops a girl. Jenni Ognats

I saw this earlier today where this guy was in a hypothetical asking men at what point they would kill their wives (like scaling crimes, the last was mass murder). And this guy was like “why are we thinking about killing wives in the first place?” To people who just answered honestly. It’s just really annoying. Anyway, thinks for coming to my Theodore talk

Hey people. I’m selling evil coffee. Might make you explode. (I took this idea from Ty bow tie’s series scoops and oops)

Prepare! Citizens of the city! For my new order! I will attack the city and rule you all as a god!!

After the failed stakeout to find Batman. Hypnos (and Luke) return to Jack Grimm with their heads hung low

In the dark of the night. Hypnos and Luke lie in wait for the Bat and his apprentice.

I’m a horror buff and heard about this thing where a girl who was super kind and gave gifts to poor children got kidnapped and had her skull cracked in a van. It was on two sentence horror but it was deleted before they could tell me

“Ok. So I just got back from Gotham”
Holds up a bucket of bright green goo
“Behold. All the venom I could find”

This guy named Jack Grimm offered me a job for 2 million!

Hello. I’ve gathered you all here to mourn my evil raccoons that were cruelly murdered at the direction of Dar. Their names were Gok. Karl, soop, taco, and lord Livingston the seventh. Please be sympathetic in this hard time for me.

Hi, I’m Hypnos and this is the coffee shop. Can I take your order?

As we know, fusions combine the weapons of the fused. So what combined equals gauntlets?