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MRW the employer brings in an extra group of people to glance at me through a window, which means I likely got the job & mesmerized them with my astonishing credentials
MRW a Southern middle-aged lady said to me "Bless your heart" and I know what that really means
MRW I told my wife to buy Terry Farms salad but she accidentally bought Taylor Farms and I ate it, and now I'm at Target for toilet paper
They will need to update JAJ's prosthetic fatsuit for the season 52 premiere. Rhonda, tell them we're going to need 4x more silicone and foam latex from our supplier
From 2023. Mikey portraying Rep. Jim Jordan
From 2025, which almost looks innocent compared to the hellfire that is 2026
HIPPOPOTUS seems to be gaining weight lately. Maggie Haberman's book [said he's been eating cartons of ice cream](https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/white-house-staff-monitored-trump-113150168.html) and throwing away silverware into the trash or onto the floor. Also, Melania sleeps in the main WH bedroom, and Trump is forced into another smaller separate bedroom 🤣🤣
What is Unhappy Gilmore so sad about lately? Fattyshack seems to be stress-eating like crazy.
Poor JAJ now has to incorporate boot camp squats, lunges and shoulder presses to prepare for the extra 60lbs of fatsuit.
What would happen if these characters visited Widow's Bay?
MRW Google forces you to use Gemini AI which costs them $16 billion a month, and its top two answers just use Reddit as a source.
So what happens to little bro? Seth is a current free agent since he was only signed a one-year vet minimum which expired at the end of 2025-26.
Adria Arjona is training for Man of Tomorrow (Superman sequel). Looks like she can kick an Imperial officer's head like a soccer ball into the next sector
MRW I learn seaweed is not a plant at all, but classified as "macroscopic algae". I've been eating algae with my sushi all this time????
MRW I see Backrooms & Obsession having incredible success, and my studio exec boss tells me to find the next big storyteller on Youtube, Reddit and TikTok
MRW I embellished my resume and said I'm very proficient with Excel but I never touched it, and now the employer wants a live skills assessment
Glen Powell wasn't submitted for Emmy consideration this year but I feel like he should've been. One of the stronger SNL debuts this season
From another thread about SNL's Emmy submissions for this season (thank you /u/PinkCadillacs for this list):
>Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Bad Bunny, Ryan Gosling, Harry Styles, Jack Black, Colman Domingo, Will Ferrell, and Connor Storrie
>Guest Actress in a Comedy Series: Amy Poehler, Olivia Rodrigo, Melissa McCarthy, and Ariana Grande
>The season 51 hosts that were not submitted for the Comedy Guest Acting categories: Sabrina Carpenter, Matt Damon, Alexander Skarsgård, Glen Powell, Josh O’Connor, Finn Wolfhard, Miles Teller, Nikki Glaser, and Teyana Taylor
Also, sorry, but Bad Bunny was submitted instead? That was not the best debut - and yes, I was rooting for him elsewhere and he did a great job at the Super Bowl. I just did not think what he did this season on SNL was Emmy worthy.
Live from Madison Square Garden, it's Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan for Game 3 of the Finals!
Two SNL performers just happen to have movies opening this weekend (Kristen Wiig and Kenan Thompson)
Kristen Wiig voices Roboto in *Masters of the Universe (2026)*. It's the character on the far left next to Idris Elba. The voice was traditionally a male voice so it's a unique robo-genderbend casting choice to have Kristen do it. I heard she does it in the Target Lady voice j/k
Kenan Thompson is in Scary Movie 6 doing a Michael Jackson spoof. I don't know if he appears in more scenes, for I will not be seeing this movie anyways.