MRW I see the news say China was one of the leanest countries in the world about forty years ago, but in 2026 they are now classified as 50% overweight due to more processed foods & meat consumption, affluence and work stress

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 14 hours ago

MRW the employer brings in an extra group of people to glance at me through a window, which means I likely got the job & mesmerized them with my astonishing credentials

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 9 days ago

MRW I told my wife to buy Terry Farms salad but she accidentally bought Taylor Farms and I ate it, and now I'm at Target for toilet paper

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 1 month ago

They will need to update JAJ's prosthetic fatsuit for the season 52 premiere. Rhonda, tell them we're going to need 4x more silicone and foam latex from our supplier

Picture from two days ago on Marine One. This is the guy WH doctors say could live to 200 and is in ideal health.

From 2023. Mikey portraying Rep. Jim Jordan

From 2025, which almost looks innocent compared to the hellfire that is 2026

HIPPOPOTUS seems to be gaining weight lately. Maggie Haberman's book [said he's been eating cartons of ice cream](https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/white-house-staff-monitored-trump-113150168.html) and throwing away silverware into the trash or onto the floor. Also, Melania sleeps in the main WH bedroom, and Trump is forced into another smaller separate bedroom 🤣🤣

What is Unhappy Gilmore so sad about lately? Fattyshack seems to be stress-eating like crazy.

Poor JAJ now has to incorporate boot camp squats, lunges and shoulder presses to prepare for the extra 60lbs of fatsuit.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth — 1 month ago

MRW Google forces you to use Gemini AI which costs them $16 billion a month, and its top two answers just use Reddit as a source.

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 1 month ago
▲ 187 r/warriors

So what happens to little bro? Seth is a current free agent since he was only signed a one-year vet minimum which expired at the end of 2025-26.

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 1 month ago
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Adria Arjona is training for Man of Tomorrow (Superman sequel). Looks like she can kick an Imperial officer's head like a soccer ball into the next sector

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

MRW I learn seaweed is not a plant at all, but classified as "macroscopic algae". I've been eating algae with my sushi all this time????

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

MRW I see Backrooms & Obsession having incredible success, and my studio exec boss tells me to find the next big storyteller on Youtube, Reddit and TikTok

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

MRW I embellished my resume and said I'm very proficient with Excel but I never touched it, and now the employer wants a live skills assessment

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

Glen Powell wasn't submitted for Emmy consideration this year but I feel like he should've been. One of the stronger SNL debuts this season

From another thread about SNL's Emmy submissions for this season (thank you /u/PinkCadillacs for this list):

>Guest Actor in a Comedy Series: Bad Bunny, Ryan Gosling, Harry Styles, Jack Black, Colman Domingo, Will Ferrell, and Connor Storrie

>Guest Actress in a Comedy Series: Amy Poehler, Olivia Rodrigo, Melissa McCarthy, and Ariana Grande

>The season 51 hosts that were not submitted for the Comedy Guest Acting categories: Sabrina Carpenter, Matt Damon, Alexander Skarsgård, Glen Powell, Josh O’Connor, Finn Wolfhard, Miles Teller, Nikki Glaser, and Teyana Taylor

Also, sorry, but Bad Bunny was submitted instead? That was not the best debut - and yes, I was rooting for him elsewhere and he did a great job at the Super Bowl. I just did not think what he did this season on SNL was Emmy worthy.

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

Two SNL performers just happen to have movies opening this weekend (Kristen Wiig and Kenan Thompson)

Kristen Wiig voices Roboto in *Masters of the Universe (2026)*. It's the character on the far left next to Idris Elba. The voice was traditionally a male voice so it's a unique robo-genderbend casting choice to have Kristen do it. I heard she does it in the Target Lady voice j/k

Kenan Thompson is in Scary Movie 6 doing a Michael Jackson spoof. I don't know if he appears in more scenes, for I will not be seeing this movie anyways.

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 2 months ago

Sarah doing this extra bit with her face was one of my favorite moments this season (from Nikki Glaser airplane sketch)

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 3 months ago

MRW Pride Month has officially started, and corporations are looking to hire a Social Media Specialist for one month

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 3 months ago

Disclosure Day (2026) has four actors who have been SNL hosts, and Spielberg featured in an Andy Samberg video ("Laser Cats 7")

u/ILoveRegenHealth — 3 months ago