u/I_Swear_Not_Bot

Image 1 — I hate you all don't shut up about "goonslop"
Image 2 — I hate you all don't shut up about "goonslop"
Image 3 — I hate you all don't shut up about "goonslop"

I hate you all don't shut up about "goonslop"

Please. All of you, shut the fuck up. "Goonslop" this, "goonslop" that, "gooberbait" here, talk about anything else goddammit!!

The problem here isn't even that it is or isn't sexually suggestive, it's that you all won't shut the fuck up about it. There are several things more worth your time than complaining about sex.

u/I_Swear_Not_Bot — 21 hours ago

Three new fellows join the crew

Cook: Can cook. Can also fight by swinging hard with a frying pan and kicking your ass. Smokes 2 packs of cigarettes per day.

Weather Manipulation: Manipulates the weather. Rain, fog, mirage, thunder, the unmatched power of the sun, all acceptable. Has a funny hat.

Literally Just Fucking Zoro: He got lost and ended up here

u/I_Swear_Not_Bot — 15 days ago

Featuring:

Pride (Definitely not Ego™, this one's a dude)

Lust

Sloth

Greed (Definitely not Scrooge McDuck)

Gluttony (from u/ScraggySkuntakFan because they posted their version before me)

Wrath (Definitely not Hate™, this one has Wrath written in it)

Envy (Stole State's whole flow, bar for bar, word for word)

u/I_Swear_Not_Bot — 18 days ago

Some subreddit wide playing. Post an image of one of yours holding one of these earrings. Someone else replies with one of theirs holding the earring as well. You must then draw what you think the fusion between yours and the first reply would look like.

u/I_Swear_Not_Bot — 19 days ago